FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

that's a weird but good thought....ferncloud and dustpelt were mates in the books but they mated after she became a warrior. he's so old! big age difference. also, they had like a million kits.

118. Eat Firestar and then tell Sandstorm that he was killed by Dustpelt, Longtail, Jayfeather, Leafpool, and/or Brambleclaw.

119. Make out with Darfire and mate with him.

EWWWW!!!!!!!! XPP XP X{ XU XC X< X$

120. Start a war with Blackstar at the Gathering by killing his new deputy, Rowanclaw

121. Announce that you're a pig and start acting like one.

.......Epic failure

122. Invite badgers to trample the Clan's homes

123. Kick Firestar off the cliff and say he was ambushed by rats.

[quote="Greystripe"] shove some death berries up someone's buttocks? [/quote]


Disturbing ..... ?

There is no "the cliff"

Changing Aspenfern's comment.....
123. Kick Firestar off a cliff and say that Sandstorm did it.

[quote="Cheesefur"]i bet bluestripe will comment on this next. she's posting on everything after me.[/quote]


She's not...

That's 'cause she's not online. Stop criticizing people.

Okay, gosh...

What's with it and the bite rabbit?

I know ... I'm "criticizing" again.

Yes you are. only you're spamming now too.

Keep on criticizing people. (one of the ways) lost track of number...

Not now.
125. Tell every cat you meet that they're so ugly that their mate and/or friend(s)faints every time they think of them.

Wow.

Not every cat has a mate. Like you.

So?

You can't tell every cat that doesn't have a mate that there so ugly that there mate faints every time he/her thinks of he/her.

Well, everybody has fainted.

No, becuase not everybpdy has a mate.

126. Not trying to silence Aspenfern because she's spamming.