FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

155. Bite Silverstar
156.Suck on a kit
157.eat all the pray and puck in riverclans river.

You guys disgust me! JK. Why is everyone targeting RiverClan.....?

158. Send a troop of blood-thirsty foxes into ThunderClan camp and show them the nursery
159. Tell the Erins that SkyClan stole their hamburgers
160. Ambush ShadowClan patrols and laugh at them when you see their expression

161. Take and hide Twolegs' camping equipment and tell them that AwesomeClan stole them
162. Tell the eagles that ShadowClan cats taste better than anything

Lie down and die.you'll be kicked out of starclan!
Shoot firestar in the head with a gun. Bramblestar will kick you out.

165. Kick Maplestream

Heyyyy! Send all the leaders to starclan. Invite all the dark forest guys to Firestar's birthday party

Numbers please?

Ok, 166 and 167

168. Bite Firestar's kits. Then ra.. er, I mean steal his mate.

I know where you were going with that.

Blossomheart wrote:You guys disgust me! JK. Why is everyone targeting RiverClan.....?

158. Send a troop of blood-thirsty foxes into ThunderClan camp and show them the nursery
159. Tell the Erins that SkyClan stole their hamburgers
160. Ambush ShadowClan patrols and laugh at them when you see their expression

I'm a veggitarien...

ME to it was just a way to get Kicked out of a clan.

Blossomheart wrote:You guys disgust me! JK. Why is everyone targeting RiverClan.....?

158. Send a troop of blood-thirsty foxes into ThunderClan camp and show them the nursery
159. Tell the Erins that SkyClan stole their hamburgers
160. Ambush ShadowClan patrols and laugh at them when you see their expression

159. Edited: Tell the Erins that Skyclan stole their salad.

Hahaha that is really funny.

Yes it is. What number are we on....?
169. Poor ginger ale on the leaders pants.

170.Give the kits 8 cans of ginger ale.

171. Poor blue paint on your fur and run around saying your bluestar.

Blossomheart i like your second one. glad your part of AwesomeClan. ^^

172. Give the kits "drinks"
173. Make dirt in your leader's den
174. Tell Sandstorm Princess is actually Firestar's secret mate
175. Plant a whoopee cushion where the leaders gather for a Gathering
176. Put extra hot sauce in Firestar's lunch

CheeseStar wrote:Blossomheart i like your second one. glad your part of AwesomeClan. ^^

172. Give the kits "drinks"
173. Make dirt in your leader's den
174. Tell Sandstorm Princess is actually Firestar's secret mate
175. Plant a whoopee cushion where the leaders gather for a Gathering
176. Put extra hot sauce in Firestar's lunch

Hahaha, I LOVE #175. ^-^

177. Have a party at a Gathering without telling the Clan leaders.

178. Call StarClan PooClan in front of a medicine cat (lol disrespectful. i wouldn't do that if i were an actual cat. ^^)
179. Wax Firestar's butt while he's sleeping.
180. Wear Firestar's waxed fur in leaf-bare as a fur coat.
181. Bring teen twolegs into the ThunderClan camp.
182. Pee on all the herbs during a battle.
183. Drink a super energy drink during a serious Gathering.

184. Eat all the herbs that give you strength.
185. Eat all the herbs the medicine cat has in his/her den
186. Destroy all the herbs
187. Tell a kit that their clan is being under attack and should leave the forest
188. Kick a kit in front of the leader and say it was another cats fault and then blame the leader afterwards.

189. Secretly raise dogs in firestar's den.
190. pole dance on a tree at a gathering
191. Make them believe you're a fortune teller and screw up their reputations.

192. Tell Firestar "You're too old and Brambleclaw show me the leader now so GET OUT OF THE LEADER'S DEN!

193: You blow up something or someone, then say 'He did it' and point to Brambleclaw. o3o

194: Go to a Gathering and just as one of the leaders are about to speak start playing non-stop Nyan Cat the whole way through.

I know it isn't funny. DX But, its an attempt, right?