FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

71. Write a horrible poem about Warriors that makes all the cats cover their ears.

72. Ding-dong-ditch Midnight.

73. Sneak into ShadowClan camp and tell Blackstar that Firestar wants to give shadowClan all their territory

74. Just before a battle, jump between the two Clans and do the Hokey Pokey.

75. Nip Firestar and tell him that he tasted like Spottedleaf

76. Shout "Our Clan Is The Worst Clan" at a Gathering then start urinating in front of everybody

77. Shout "I hate you, Firestar!" at the Gathering and eat Leafpool

Shadowstorm wrote:76. Shout "Our Clan Is The Worst Clan" at a Gathering then start urinating in front of everybody

That would be gross...
that means you're setting a scent marker at the Gathering... makes no sense!

78. Raid a twoleg garbage can then take the contents to the fresh-kill pile

79. Break into a Twoleg nest and get all the dogs to chase you into the clan camp.

80. Paint Firestars claws neon pink

81. Change the ringtone on Jayfeathers iPhone to the barney theme song

JAYFEATHER HAS AN IPHONE???
ME JEALOUS!

82. Throw all the kits off a cliff

Nuu!! Kits!!
And I know, right!!

83. Hide all of the electronic chargers in the Coke fridge
84. Put all the Coke in the Med. Den nd frame Jayfeather for taking Thunderclans supply of CocaCola

85. Steal Firestar's guns and give it to Tigerstar

ok, now this is getting unreasonable. but since everyone else is doing it...

86. Use all the clan's iPads as litter boxes
87. Scratch the dens until they're all messed up
88. Bring Darkfire into the clan (Okay, no offence. But how would they react to your...uh....'sexiness'?)

89.tell the kits that Brambleclaw's Ps3 is a new kind of yummy prey

90. (wow we nearly have 100 already) Tell one of the kits that Firestar killed you, then go kill yourself.

91. Tell them you're with al Qaeda
92. Tell Firestar he's fat. then slap him.
93. Tell him he's fat. Slap him. Then say he needs to go on a diet.
94. Pretend to die then come back and tell Firestar: "I saw Spottedleaf, we made out, and now we have kits. haha."

95. Swim in the RiverClan river mistaking it for a swimming pool
96. Run around the camp screaming,"Exile me if you can!!!"
97. Give Firestar the •_• look
98. Force Firestar's mouth open and say,"Itz Waffle Time~"
99. Tell Mousefur she's an old bag and she kicks you out of the clan automatically
100. Tell Jayfeather to marry THE stick
101. Shout "FIRE! Dont loook back!" By the time you reach the abandoned barn
you're like "false alarm..."

102. Say you got a message from Starclan, and Twolegs will invade the forest and kill everyone if they don't escape. And then 'sacrifice' yourself, then go back to the camp, and gorge yourself on prey.

103. steal lionblaze's pie

104. Run around screaming "FIRESTAR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!" then say that it was a false alarm. And dunk him in a lake.

105. Chant some stupid song about Starclan being fake and Firestar being stupid.

here is the song:
LA LA LALALALALA STARCLAN IS FAKE...
YOU ARE ALL FAKEYS
FAKEY FAKEY FAKE
AND FIRESTAR IS STUPID. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

106. Paint graffiti on the elder's den