FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

127: Bring Aspenfern and Darkfire to the same clan. (Scarey)

Humph!
128.Send silverstream into a pit full of dogs and monsters and twolegs and put firestar in there too...

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129. kill Aspenfern (oh wait -- that'd be doing everyone a favor.)

Hey! I thought we were friends.

hey! i thought we were specifically trying not to spam on forums? the buttock way is old now. i only wrote that one because i knew no one else would take it.

130. Fart until the forest has burned down.
131. Give Darkfire alcohol. (nah...)

Back on topic!! (aspenfern )

124. Go to the bathroom in Firestar's den. Then scream "I did it!"

Then shove the poop/feces/municipal solid waste/excrement/dung in firestar's face!!! xD
125/135 (i thought we were in the 30's...). steal a twoleg monster and rampage through camp!!

136. make the kits drink gasoline
137. give kits beer
138. when firestar is asleep, crawl into his bed

ewwww..... thats... disterbing...
139. screem when yur hunting

AHHHH!!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!! Darkfire, you disgust me!

Darkfire wrote:136. make the kits drink gasoline
137. give kits beer
138. when firestar is asleep, crawl into his bed

How about...

140. Give Firestar Darkfire

Good idea! No wait.....

!41. Give Pain Darkfire when Pain is in a furious mood.

142. Sneak into the Fortress and steal Pain's fresh-kill (is the fortress Pain's home? I read The Ghost in the Fortress and Territory Wat part 2)

143. Tell Silverstream Adderfang is single
144. Burn the warriors books in a bonfire
145. Attack Brightstar (hint, hint?)

146. Attack Icestar (hint, hint)

(No, thats not what I meant. I was hinting at Silverstream attacked Brightstar, so should she be kicked out of the clan?)

Can I? <_<

No! And ok, Brightstar. I think that makes sense. (I think you want to delete that spoiler now, lol. I'll PM you)

*sad face*

Icestar wrote:143. Tell Silverstream Adderfang is single
144. Burn the warriors books in a bonfire
145. Attack Brightstar (hint, hint?)

146. go up to firestar and sniff him

147. Tell Icestar you hate her grandfather
!48. Stalk the Erins.
150. Switch 149 and 150
149. Get twolegs to join this site and terrorize RiverClan's lake
151. Get badgers to chase WindClan cats.

tawnypelt... if you're reading this, you will understand #148...
152. race with windclan and cheat.
153. slather yourself with piles of fox dung and pollute the river

Darkstar wrote:Can I? <_<

No comment. -_-

154: Make Darkfire clan leader and kill his only admirer.

Darkfire wrote:

146. go up to firestar and sniff him

That's just disgusting