100 Ways to Get Exhiled From Your Clan

1. When prey is low, suggest to use the elders for extra food.
2. Take a dump in the Moonpool
3. Suggest "kit-burgers" for a meal
4. Ask Jayfeather, "Isn't it bright today??"
5. Lick Firestar in the middle of the night

6) Suggest Yellowfang to let kits play with her hairballs
7) Ask Firestar to make his dirt in front of Spottedleaf
Sleep on the fresh-kill pile and make sure that you leave behind bits of your fur
9) At the gathering, call Onestar a fool when he is speaking.
10) Smile like crazy for the whole day in front of Jayfeather
11) Poke Tigerstar's belly
12) Rolling from Fourtrees all the way back to camp
13) Sneaking up to Leopardstar and going 'Boo!'
14) Fill Darkstripe's nest with kittypet food
15) Saying 'hello' to Squirrelflight every now and then.


100% guaranteed exiled from Clan

16) Go up to Blackstar and mew, "Blackstar, Blackstar, Blackstar, Blackstar, Blaaaackstarr." over and over until he says, "What?!" Smile innocently and say hi.
17) Imitate Tigerstar
18) Discriminate Cloudtail openly because he's "white."

19. Mock Leopardstar.
20. Kill Redtail (Tigerstar move )
21. Feed a kit Deathberries

Haha!

22) After making dirt, rub your butt with herbs and ask others to smell it.
23) Pour water on Firestar and call him Waterstar, while running around saying, "the fire has been extinguished!@
24) Ask Yellowfang if she was once Whitefang when she was younger.
25) Ask Crookedstar to fix you cavity.
26) Sprinkle prey with a dusting of deathberries.

CheeseStar wrote:
24) Ask Yellowfang if she was once Whitefang when she was younger.

Is it true?

27) Breaking every single warrior code.

28) Ask Crookedstar if he was Straightjaw as a warrior.
29) Light a Fire around your camp, and screech, "FIRE ALONE CAN SAVE THE CAMP!!!!"

Nope, Yellowfang wasn't Whitefang.

30. Ask Halftail if he was Wholetail as a warrior.
31. Ask One-eye if her warrior name was Two-eyes.
32. Paint Bluestar red. Call her Redstar.
33. Feed Firestar hot chillier peppers so he can live up to his warrior name.

(Get it? Give him Heart-burn!)

34) Ask to lick the leaders' faces at a Gathering.
35) Suggest making kit skewers as a Clan barbecue.
36) Have lots of mates in different Clans.
37) Paint your claws and model all day.
38) Put bark in Barkface's face and tell him he looks beautiful.

39. Release a pack of dogs to destroy Thunderclan
40. Get Bloodclan to destroy the clans
41. Paint spots on leaves and put them in the medicine den after you kill spottedleaf and pretend Spottedleaf never died.
42. Suggest taking all the kits to feed your pack of pet dogs.
43. Paint Blackstar's black paws white and call him Whitestar.
44. Ask Brambleclaw if his claws are made out of brambles.

45. Replace all the fresh kill with crowfood
46. Say the forest is on fire and get everyone out of camp before sneaking back and eating all the fresh kill
47. Paint yourself exactly the same colour as anty other cat and impersonate them all day

48. Tell everyone the another clan is attacking at the border and are coming to attack the camp and when everyone is gone, invite that clan to a party at your camp.

49. Be in two clans at once.

50.Ask your leader if you can replace them as leader.

51. Straighten Crookedstar's jaw and call him Straightstar.
52. Fix Brokenstar's tail and call him Normalstar.
53. Call Firestar "Kittypet" all day.
54. Paint Bluestar purple and call her Purplestar.
55. Eat CheeseStar.

D: oh nooooo! I'm too delicious and must run away!

56. Have a party in a monster.
57. Dig a tunnel from one Clan to another and steal food
58. Roll in something sticky, cover yourself in leaves, hide and pretend to be a pile of stuff while sleeping in the leader's den.
59. Clip others' claws off in their sleep.
60. Drive a monster through camp.

61. Have kits with Firestar's mate
62. "Accidentally" have the elders eat the mouse bile
63. Make dirt on the fresh kill pile
64. Put dirt in Firestar's moss
65. Announce you're a wolf in cat's clothing at a gathering
66. Announce Sandstorm's having an affair with Dustpelt
67. Diss Firestar
68. Call Leafpool a traitor
69. Say "Firestar doesn't like waffllleeeesss"
70. Announce Firestar's seeing Spottedleaf in his dreams To Sandstorm

71. Show the twolegs your camp
72. Put a kittypet collar on Firestar while he sleeps and bring his owners to where he is and make them take him.
73. call Bluestar a kit killer.
74. call Bluestar a kit abandoner.

75. Tell Blackstar that his former deputy Russetfur had been mates with one of the kitty pets at the Twoleg house
76. Announce at the Gathering that you saw an apprentice pwning Blackstar in battle
77. At a time of a famine, announce at the Gathering that ShadowClan had been taking prey from both ThunderClan and WindClan

78. Cut Tallstar's tail and call him Shortstar.
79. Eat Mousefur because she has a fresh-kill name.
80. Ask Onestar if he was Fiftywhiskers as he was younger.
81. tell Tigerstar he is a weakling (wait this isn't 1000 ways to die)
82. Paint over Leopardstar's spts ad call her Lionstar.

78. Cut Tallstar's tail and call him Shortstar.
79. Eat Mousefur because she has a fresh-kill name.
80. Ask Onestar if he was Fiftywhiskers as he was younger.
81. tell Tigerstar he is a weakling (wait this isn't 1000 ways to die)
82. Paint over Leopardstar's spts ad call her Lionstar.

83. Set Lionblaze on fire so he will match his name.
84. Ask Dovewing if she can fly.
85. Ask Jayfeather what happened to his feathers.
86. Ask Deadfoot if his name name was Alivefoot before he twisted his paw.

87. Ask Brightheart if her name was Foundface before her name Lostface
88. Ask Shimmerpelt if her name was Dimpelt before
88. Show the enemy Clans where the best and most prey dwell in your Clan's territory

89. Invite And enymy Clan to party and have kit burgers.
90. Make Brightstar swollow a lightbulb to match her name.
91. Ask Tigerclaw if he has Tigers for claws.

92. Feed all of the kits to foxes.
93. Let a wolf pack take over your camp.
94. Trap the leader in a hole, and pretend you became the new leader and that you have nine lives.
95. Kill the clan leader.
96. Be in all the clans at once.

98. Wear a bikini and say that you're joining Riverclan
99. Keep the clan up all night singing '99 mice on the fresh kill pile'
100. Ask Firestar where kittens come from.

~You missed 97~

100. Ask Firestar if he can show you how to be a kittypet.