FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

why exactly did we need to know this?!

26. Throw rocks at the leaders then blame it on an elder

WTF, #19???
LOL!!!! ROFLROFL
funniest thing on the website...
love it!!!

27. Bring a dog into camp
28. Feed the dog everything
29. Make the dog your mate
30. Feed the dog all the fresh-kill
31. Tell the dog to eat all the kits

Your a hacker.

32. Become fat
33. Become ugly
34. Become ugly and fat
35. Drink lots of alcohol
36. Sneak alcohol to the kits
37. Attack the nursery
38. Eat all the kits' food
39. Light the nursery on fire
40. Start eating the kits

41. Make fun of kittypets in front of Firestar.

42. Push all the kits off a cliff

42 Revised: Push all cats off the Highledge

Darkfire wrote:Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

That isn't exactly the best thing to do...

43.Bring a pack of foxes into camp.

44. When Firestar finds a mate, steal her
45. Have kits with Firestar's mate
46. Eat Firestar's mate
47. Eat the kits
48. Feed all the other kits to the crows
49. Tap dance on Firestar
50. Run around the camp screaming "Guagauaguaugahhhh I'm naked!!!!!"

51. Gorge yourself on prey.
52. Throw up on Firestar
53. Telll Brackenfur that Sorreltail fell off a cliff
54. Light a lion on fire. Say it's Lionblaze
55. Tell everyone you're a cat-eating Twoleg in disguse

56. Say that you're Hollyleaf in disguise
57. Jump off the Highrock with two jay feathers and say that you're Jayfeather
58. Throw waffles at Firestar and say it was Longtail
59. Feed Firestar with deathberries
60. Call Berrynose "Berrystumpytail" in his face

61. Tell Firestar he's on fire cuz stars are really balls of burning fire.

62. Destroy the herbs and say that Jayfeather did it.

63. Bring a fox into camp and feed the leader's kits to it.

64. Scream "Twolegs" at the Gathering, and when everybody goes crazy, run off and drown a Clan leader.

65. Get on top of Firestar and tell him you want a piggyback ride

66. Jump in a river by the WindClan border, scream "help!" When a cat from WindClan tries to go and help you, you leave him in the river to drown. (only works if you can swim really well!)

67. Steal the other clans kits by telling them you are giving the kits a 'cat scan'. (only works if you are a med. cat)

68. Tell Firestar Spottedleaf is dead and never loved him anyway.

69. Tell Firestar Graystripe really did die. This Graystripe is Tigerstar in disguise. Millie is Hawkfrost in disguise

70. Tare out Sandstorm's claws when she's asleep and put thorns there instead. Tell everybody that Sandstorm is Thornclaw.