FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

Nightfrost wrote:here is the song:
LA LA LALALALALA STARCLAN IS FAKE...
YOU ARE ALL FAKEYS
FAKEY FAKEY FAKE
AND FIRESTAR IS STUPID. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

That long LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! part reminds me of Nikol's banana song.

Here's one:

107. Record a hungry hobo singing, and then blast it from huge speakers into the elder's den and the nursery.

haha
thats funny

108. Bring the hobo into camp

109. Let her/him eat all the prey

110. Lick the hobo in front of everyone
111. Spread rumors that Firestar had kits with Spottedleaf

EW. Lick the Hobo...?!?!? XP
112. Kick Firestar in the rumb and yell "DANCING KIRBIES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!"
113. Go to a Gathering and kick all the leaders off the Rock/Tree and jump off yelling "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!"

hehe
throw a banana at firestar and make out with darkfire!!!

*scream* (about the last one)

I saw his reputation. So...... *shudder*

hehehe. i like him.

i think i'd rather have zero rep than negatives.
i didn't read all the ways so i don't know if i'm repeating them.
114. drive a monster through camp
115. grow a beard
116. bomb the forest
117. shove some death berries up someone's buttocks.

shove some death berries up someone's buttocks?

HAHAHA
did you know? Each buttocks has 20 muscles. That was a Tawnypelt fact.

yeah. then our friend's butt hurt. and my friend and i both asked "all 40 muscles?" awesome times. not just good.

i agree with grey. shove some death berries up someone's buttocks?

i dunno. i just knew that one was not going to be taken, so i used it. i wouldn't actually do that though.

...

hey this is my 911th post! anyways, ignore the buttocks. that was a while ago.

hehe

i bet bluestripe will comment on this next. she's posting on everything after me.

Bonjour Cheesefur! Vous avez raison.

Do you always say Bonjour cheesefur? No offense.

Well, hes saying hi... to Cheesefur... in French...

isn't it a she? yeah it is. i know because darkpaw is a male and he is her mate. yeah, i was right see?

yes...?

Silverstream........ Can an apprentice be his mentor's mate?