Warrior Spoof fic!! Add your spoofs!

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Thunderclan insanity
"Jayfeather, I really think you should appoint a new leader...Don't you think Firestar's a bit...um..off his poppy seeds at the moment..?" Squirrelflight inquired
"Nope, he's good." Jayfeather replied
"Even though he made us attack a tree yesterday, and then yelled at Sandstorm because he forgot she was his mate, then made her cry when he went and humped the ugly side of Brightheart's face?" the ghost of Hollyleaf asked
"SHUTUP HOLLY- TUNNELS I can handle this myself!!!"
He jumped up on highrock and called for a clan meeting. "Let all cats BLAH BLAH BLAH for a clan BLAH BLAH" he yelled
"Firestar's freakin' nuts so I'm assigning a new leader! Okaaaay. Eenie Meenie miney moe..."
At that minute Ravenpaw rode through the camp on a horse with Daisy chasing him.
"YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THESE KITS RAVENPAW!!! I swear to star clan you will! And you'll pay for my other kits too!"
"What other kits?" Mousefur asked
"Lionblaze's kits. I'm gonna name them Bushkit, Treekit, Rockkit, and Thistlekit" she said seductively
"I sense an odd connection between those names..." Brightheart stated
"Yeah! Cause that's all the places we--"
"GYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" Brambleclaw shrieked and covered his ears.
Lionblaze leapt into the camp. "IM OVERLY AGGRESSIVE!" he roared and then started grooming himself.
Leafpool randomly appeared behind him, "Oh yeah about that...Jayfeather and I--" she was interrupted by Jayfeather giggling and whispering to the stick. "Jayfeather and I found out why you're so hyper and aggressive..."
"Yeah cause star clan said I was part of the 3!" Lionblaze said in a 'duh' voice
"No..its cause you have a hyper ocd thingie and you have too much testosterone, so your going with Firestar's weird sister to the cutters to get it too a more desirable amount."
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"WELL AT LEAST I CAN KEEP MYSELF FROM HUMPING CROWS AND FEATHERS!!!!!" he yelled and ran to his den crying.
"Shutup guys! I'm bitter! And the blind cat is announcing the new clan leader!" Mousefur yelled
"Ok so...I was walking through some cats dreams...(cough Ivypool cough) and I found some one who is more than willing to be our leader. Everyone! Say hellow to Thistleclaw!!!"

Teehee! Did you like it? Give me ideas for the other clans and add your own spoofs.

I did, but something brought me back and Silverstar made a topic about me or something so you should look for that ^-^

Lol.... nice. I liked it.

lionblaze died. Thats my spoof.

I am also making one called mudsky and the forgoten warrior.About mudsky[tom]runningclaw[she-cat]bramblesnow[she-cat]tawnywhisker[she-cat]snowstripe[tom]poppyblaze[tom].

Oh! I have an idea!

"Jayfeather! Look what we found!" Poppyfrost exclaimed.
"Is it anything important?" Jayfeather said, irritated.
"I am not sure, but you HAVE to see it, Jayfeather!" Poppyfrost replied. With that, Poppyfrost ran off into the forest at top speed.
"Hey, I am blind you know!" Jayfeather yelled after her. He picked up to a trot, following the sound of Poppyfrost's pawsteps on the dead leaves carpeting the ground. Finally, Poppyfrost's pawsteps abruptly stopped in what Jayfeather thought was a clearing since he didn't sense any shadows of treees overhead of him.
"It's some kind of twoleg treat! I've tasted it- it's very sweet!" Poppyfrost reported. Jayfeather catiously went forward until he bumped into an object. Something sticky stuck to his fur, and he licked it off so he wouldn;t have to wash off in the lake. The sticky stuff was indeed sweet.
"I wonder why twolegs just think they can leave their stuff in our territory like this?" Jayfeather complained as he walked around the twoleg treat. He sensed an opening and tried to crawl through, but he got stuck!
"Poppyfrost, help me get out of this thing!" Jayfeather mewled, quite scared in spite of himself.
"I am sorry Jayfeather, but you are one of the three, and you must keep the legacy alive; the last one told me so." Poppyfrost's voice had taken on a very sad tone.
"What do you mean? Leave Dovewing and Lionblaze alone!" Jayfeather spat.
"Dovewing and Lionblaze have already agreed to their destiny. After you, it will be up to them in turn to give cats hope that one day, they too, can reach the stars." Poppyfrost replied, and Jayfeather shuddered at how empty she sounded, as if everything she ever known was simply dissolving.
"I saved your life from Breezepelt, and this is how you thank me?" Jayfeather hissed angrily.
"I'll always be thankful, and I'll miss you Jayfeather, but this is bigger than me." Poppyfrost said. All of the sudden Jayfeather was launched into the air and the forest and lake below him seemed to grow smaller and smaller until the clouds blocked off his view...
"So it's been done?" Lionblaze asked, sorrow threatning to choke him up.
"Think of it this way, Lionblaze. You'll see Jayfeather again in StarClan, but until then, he will live the life none of us can ever dream of. Jayfeather's sacrifice will reward him greatly, and cats everywhere can look up into the night sky and see that the Nyan cat lives on!"
Just then, a rainbow passed over the sky, and Lionblaze was sure he saw Jayfeather- no- the Nyan cat- wave.

that is very good i like it .

Aaw! That was good, I feel bad for Jayfeather though!

Awww, poor Jayfeather! Why is Poppyfrost so mean?

It was good, very interesting

HAHAHA that was funny! But why Jayfeather?

HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

While you are waiting:
(I wrote this)
Warriors Instant Messaging!
Entering: Lionblaze
Lionblaze: LALALA
Lionblaze: Bleh!
Lionblaze: Hello? Anyone in here?
Lionblaze: Lionblaze <3 Heathertail FOREVER!!!
Entering: Heathertail
Lionblaze: AAHH! I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!
Heathertail: I have been watching you.
Lionblaze: Trespasser! If I catch you I’m going to rip your fur off!
Heathertail: That’s not very polite.
Lionblaze: What do you expect? You are from another Clan!
Heathertail: Everyone belongs to the same Clan in StarClan.
Lionblaze: …. But, we aren’t in StarClan.
Heathertail: Oops. This is actually Feathertail. I misspelled my name
Lionblaze: Oh, okay. Sorry about that. Wait, you get Wi-Fi in StarClan?!?!
Heathertail: Of course. Now, I have to go and pick ticks off of Bluestar.
Lionblaze: Bye!!
Heathertail has left the chat
Lionblaze: Lalala
Lionblaze: yo. I srsly love HEATHERTAIL!!!
Entering: Heathertail
Lionblaze: Back already?!?!
Heathertail: What do you mean?
Lionblaze: You had to pick ticks off Bluestar.
Heathertail: Lionblaze…. Bluestar is dead.
Lionblaze: Obviously. But you said you get Wi-Fi in StarClan.
Heathertail: Lionblaze, you are going insane!
Lionblaze: No, I’m not! You mean you seriously don’t remember?!?
Heathertail: Remember what?!?!
Lionblaze: The conversation we had today!
Heathertail: You were on my territory? If I catch you, I’ll rip your fur off!
Lionblaze: But everyone is in the same Clan in StarClan!
Heathertail: … We aren’t in StarClan. Lionblaze, you have problems.
Heathertail has left the chat
Lionblaze: Oh, I guess that was the real Heathertail O.O
Lionblaze has left the chat

hahaha funny

LOL that was Amazing! Okay I'm going to do a quick spoof too.

Awesome! Cant wait! And thanks, Honeystar and Rainfeather!

Lol. Funny.

Here it is:
Join the Dark[Forest] Side (starring the kits of Honeystar and Lotusflower):

Oh, COOL! o_O

Here it is.... I dont see it.

Sorry, I haven't been able to start it yet.

Oh, its ok! I just wanted to make sure this forum page wasnt malfunctioning.

That was funny! Now Heathertail think's Lionblaze is crazy haha.

That was a good one! I wouldn't be suprised if that actullay happened, since Feathertail and Heathertail onyl have a one letter diffrence in their names....
Breezepelt: Stay away from my daddy!
Heathertail: What?
Breezepelt: Leafpool just told me that you used to go out with Crowfeather! HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD!!
Heathertail: That's Feathertail, you MORON!!

Haha, thats funny. Especially since Breezepelt and Heathertail are mates.