Warrior Spoof fic!! Add your spoofs!

Thunderclan insanity
"Jayfeather, I really think you should appoint a new leader...Don't you think Firestar's a bit...um..off his poppy seeds at the moment..?" Squirrelflight inquired
"Nope, he's good." Jayfeather replied
"Even though he made us attack a tree yesterday, and then yelled at Sandstorm because he forgot she was his mate, then made her cry when he went and humped the ugly side of Brightheart's face?" the ghost of Hollyleaf asked
"SHUTUP HOLLY- TUNNELS I can handle this myself!!!"
He jumped up on highrock and called for a clan meeting. "Let all cats BLAH BLAH BLAH for a clan BLAH BLAH" he yelled
"Firestar's freakin' nuts so I'm assigning a new leader! Okaaaay. Eenie Meenie miney moe..."
At that minute Ravenpaw rode through the camp on a horse with Daisy chasing him.
"YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THESE KITS RAVENPAW!!! I swear to star clan you will! And you'll pay for my other kits too!"
"What other kits?" Mousefur asked
"Lionblaze's kits. I'm gonna name them Bushkit, Treekit, Rockkit, and Thistlekit" she said seductively
"I sense an odd connection between those names..." Brightheart stated
"Yeah! Cause that's all the places we--"
"GYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" Brambleclaw shrieked and covered his ears.
Lionblaze leapt into the camp. "IM OVERLY AGGRESSIVE!" he roared and then started grooming himself.
Leafpool randomly appeared behind him, "Oh yeah about that...Jayfeather and I--" she was interrupted by Jayfeather giggling and whispering to the stick. "Jayfeather and I found out why you're so hyper and aggressive..."
"Yeah cause star clan said I was part of the 3!" Lionblaze said in a 'duh' voice
"No..its cause you have a hyper ocd thingie and you have too much testosterone, so your going with Firestar's weird sister to the cutters to get it too a more desirable amount."
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"WELL AT LEAST I CAN KEEP MYSELF FROM HUMPING CROWS AND FEATHERS!!!!!" he yelled and ran to his den crying.
"Shutup guys! I'm bitter! And the blind cat is announcing the new clan leader!" Mousefur yelled
"Ok so...I was walking through some cats dreams...(cough Ivypool cough) and I found some one who is more than willing to be our leader. Everyone! Say hellow to Thistleclaw!!!"

Teehee! Did you like it? Give me ideas for the other clans and add your own spoofs.

XD
This is funny!!!

Lionblaze is going crazy....... What in the world is wrong with Firestar?!

Hahaha, love it. Best part:

He jumped up on highrock and called for a clan meeting. "Let all cats BLAH BLAH BLAH for a clan BLAH BLAH" he yelled
"Firestar's freakin' nuts so I'm assigning a new leader! Okaaaay. Eenie Meenie miney moe..."

Blah blah and randomly picking someone, YEAH!

Lol thanks for all the comments! I shall write one for Shadowclan now!

Voldemort entered the clearing hissing in snake language, with Blackstar, but before he could do anything else, Applefur interrupts him.
"Hey! HEY! WRONG BOOK!" he yells
Voldemort looks up, bewildered, "Woah seriously? I could of sworn...well, later dude." he fist bumps Blackstar and disappears.
Blackstar turns to face his startled clan mates, "What?" he demanded "Its not like you guys don't have weird friends!" he snapped and stormed into his den.
Littlecloud slides into camp on his belly, laughing and purring.
"Littlecloud? What the heck are you doing?" Tawnypelt inquired slowly
"I'M GONNA BE A KID AGAIN!!" he yelled and kept sliding around in circles.
"Whatever." Tawnypelt muttered and started dancing "Hey Dawnpelt! I'M HOTTER THAN YOU!"
"Mom...?" Tigerheart started, but Dewkit jumped in front of him and started singing.
"TIGERHEART AND DOVEPAW SITTING IN A TREE! S H A R I N G T O N G U E S!"
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"MY BABY DID WHAT?!" Rowanclaw roared and started chasing Tigerheart with a deathberry covered stick.
Tawnypelt continued dancing and taunting her daughter. Olivenose who had been very quiet for quite awhile now suddenly shouted, "Why am I the only cat with a stupid name!!?"
Apple fur stormed up to him, "Uh HELLO? My name is Applefur! I don't even know what an apple IS! SO OBVIOUSLY, I have the stupidest name!"
Ivytail (SC) jumped between them, "You two have the stupidest names?! I have a freakin' 'SC' following me everywhere, just because some stupid Thunderclan cat has the same name as me! And I was born first!" she wailed
Blackstar realizing that the complaining cats would soon start blaming him, ran out of his den and shrieked. "STUPID CATS GET STUPID NAMES!" and ran out of camp
Applefur, Ivytail SC, Olivenose and Kinkfur (who had just realized her name was pretty stupid too) ran after him with deathberry sticks.
Littlecloud burst out laughing, "When they're done with him, we can rename him Deathstar!!! Hahaahaa!"

The end.
No cats (except Blackstar and Tigerheart) where harmed in this story.

This is getting stranger and stranger.

Lol I shall take that as a compliment.

Maybe you should make a spoof on the website cats...... just a little calmer stuff.

Another funny story that made me laugh!

@Blossomheart Ooh! You mean the cats on this site? Okay ;3
@Lighteningpelt Glad you laughed

That would be fun. Just don't make me act like Firestar.

Yeah that will be cool!

AND MAKE ME ACT CRRRRRRAAAAAAAAZZYY!!!!!

Hahaha, this was funny! STUPID CATS GET STUPID NAMES! ^-^

Go Blackstar!

Haha Okay no Firestar characteristics for you, Brightstar :3
@Lighteningpelt, sure thing
@Fireheart Thanks for the comment ^_^

When are you going to write the next spoof?

I dunno I'm kinda busy getting ready for the new school year at the moment, so not soon. Sowwie!

Ah,well...

But it will give you more time to think about to write...

If You make one with the cats on this website.... Can I be weird and somewhat creepy?
<------------ Dis iz me.

Take your time, Im sure great spoofs take great time to work on

Like cowboy's stories? LOL can you imagine him doing that?

monkeystar will be really mad when he sees your spoof. disgraces Thunderclan.

@Silverstar sure, Ill make you the creepiest lol
@Fireheart thankya much!
@Fernleaf O.O

Monkeystar will probably be mad but he might understand. ^-^

I am making one its called echobirds sacrfice.Its about echobird[she cat] willowstripe[she cat] flamefrost[she cat] sandfeather [tom] tigerwish[tom] beartalon[tom] mistbreeze[she cat] monkeykit[tom] treestar[she cat] redfur[tom.] echobird is beartalons sister and is in fireclan.beartalon is echobirds brother and is in fireclan.willowstripe is flamefrosts sister and is in skyclan.flamefrost is willowstripes sister and is in skyclan.sandfeather is monkeykits father and is in fireclan. monkeykit is sandfeathers son and is in fireclan. mistbreeze is monkeykits mother and is in fireclan. treestar is echobirds and beartalons mother and is leader of fireclan.redfur is treestars mate and is in fireclan.tigerwish is deputy of fireclan and is treestars brother.echobird is dark ginger with dark blue eyes.willowstripe is pale gray with light green eyes.flamefrost is ginger with amber eyes.sandfeather is pale ginger with dark amber eyes.tigerwish is a light brown tabby with unbinking amber eyes.beartalon is a long haired dark brown tabby with dark green eyes.mistbreeze is long haired soild gray with glowing yellow eyes.monkeykit is cream colored with blue eyes.treestar is dark gray with dark amber eyes.redfur is a tortiseshell with green eyes. I 'm really happy about writeing it.