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Spoofs
by ~Blossomfur~ August 29th 2011, 16:32
Hi! These are my first spoofs ever, so they might be pretty boring, but I'm giving them a try. 
Episode one: The Revenge of Longtail's Death (Takes place in the middle of Fading Echoes and Night Whispers- Unfinished)
*Firestar goes on the highledge*
Firestar: Let all the cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the Highledge!
*Firestar waits for cats to gather around*
Firestar: Today we will avenge the death of Longtail!
Dustpelt: How?
*Firestar ignores Dustpelt*
Firestar: We will start a battle practice. Graystripe, can you organize a practice in the training hollow?
Graystripe: Sure.
Firestar: Then take a few warriors with you. Assess the apprentices' battle skills and every warrior should participate in the training practice at least once.
Sandstorm: But how will avenge Longtail's death?
Firestar: We will attack the trees in seven sunrises.
Mousefur: I can't wait to get my claws on the trees.
Firestar: I'm sorry, but you can't go.
Mousefur: Why can't I?
Firestar: Fine. You can come with us when you leave. But no attacking a tree that is bigger than you're size.
Mousefur: But all the trees are bigger than me!
*Firestar glares at Mousefur*
Mousefur: Fine.
Firestar Good. Now remember, we will attack the trees in seven sunrises!
Seven sunrises later...
*Mousefur attacks a bush, clawing it fiercely*
Firestar: Mousefur, you will be responsible for the bushes.
Mousefur: Sure.
Firestar: Let all the cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the Highledge!
*Firestar waits for cats to gather around*
Firestar: Today we will avenge the death of Longtail!
*All cats cheer*
Firestar: It will be very dangerous, so I've decided to only bring half the clan. The rest of you defend the camp in case another clan attacks.
Brambleclaw: Am I going?
Firestar: Of course. Birchfall will be in charge of the camp. I shall take Brambleclaw, Graystripe, Dustpelt, Sandstorm, Brackenfur, Sorreltail, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Thornclaw, Spiderleg, Whitewing, Hazeltail, Mousewhisker, Lionblaze, and Dovepaw.
Episode one: The Revenge of Longtail's Death (Takes place in the middle of Fading Echoes and Night Whispers- Unfinished)
*Firestar goes on the highledge*
Firestar: Let all the cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the Highledge!
*Firestar waits for cats to gather around*
Firestar: Today we will avenge the death of Longtail!
Dustpelt: How?
*Firestar ignores Dustpelt*
Firestar: We will start a battle practice. Graystripe, can you organize a practice in the training hollow?
Graystripe: Sure.
Firestar: Then take a few warriors with you. Assess the apprentices' battle skills and every warrior should participate in the training practice at least once.
Sandstorm: But how will avenge Longtail's death?
Firestar: We will attack the trees in seven sunrises.
Mousefur: I can't wait to get my claws on the trees.
Firestar: I'm sorry, but you can't go.
Mousefur: Why can't I?
Firestar: Fine. You can come with us when you leave. But no attacking a tree that is bigger than you're size.
Mousefur: But all the trees are bigger than me!
*Firestar glares at Mousefur*
Mousefur: Fine.
Firestar Good. Now remember, we will attack the trees in seven sunrises!
Seven sunrises later...
*Mousefur attacks a bush, clawing it fiercely*
Firestar: Mousefur, you will be responsible for the bushes.
Mousefur: Sure.
Firestar: Let all the cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the Highledge!
*Firestar waits for cats to gather around*
Firestar: Today we will avenge the death of Longtail!
*All cats cheer*
Firestar: It will be very dangerous, so I've decided to only bring half the clan. The rest of you defend the camp in case another clan attacks.
Brambleclaw: Am I going?
Firestar: Of course. Birchfall will be in charge of the camp. I shall take Brambleclaw, Graystripe, Dustpelt, Sandstorm, Brackenfur, Sorreltail, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Thornclaw, Spiderleg, Whitewing, Hazeltail, Mousewhisker, Lionblaze, and Dovepaw.
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Re: Spoofs
by ~Blossomfur~ August 29th 2011, 16:36
I'm going to write a lot of episodes, but they won't be about the same topic as The Revenge of Longtail's Death. 
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Re: Spoofs
by Evilblood September 11th 2011, 00:20
Randomly dances to show off to Blossomfur
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