Warrior Spoof fic!! Add your spoofs!

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Thunderclan insanity
"Jayfeather, I really think you should appoint a new leader...Don't you think Firestar's a bit...um..off his poppy seeds at the moment..?" Squirrelflight inquired
"Nope, he's good." Jayfeather replied
"Even though he made us attack a tree yesterday, and then yelled at Sandstorm because he forgot she was his mate, then made her cry when he went and humped the ugly side of Brightheart's face?" the ghost of Hollyleaf asked
"SHUTUP HOLLY- TUNNELS I can handle this myself!!!"
He jumped up on highrock and called for a clan meeting. "Let all cats BLAH BLAH BLAH for a clan BLAH BLAH" he yelled
"Firestar's freakin' nuts so I'm assigning a new leader! Okaaaay. Eenie Meenie miney moe..."
At that minute Ravenpaw rode through the camp on a horse with Daisy chasing him.
"YOU WILL PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THESE KITS RAVENPAW!!! I swear to star clan you will! And you'll pay for my other kits too!"
"What other kits?" Mousefur asked
"Lionblaze's kits. I'm gonna name them Bushkit, Treekit, Rockkit, and Thistlekit" she said seductively
"I sense an odd connection between those names..." Brightheart stated
"Yeah! Cause that's all the places we--"
"GYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" Brambleclaw shrieked and covered his ears.
Lionblaze leapt into the camp. "IM OVERLY AGGRESSIVE!" he roared and then started grooming himself.
Leafpool randomly appeared behind him, "Oh yeah about that...Jayfeather and I--" she was interrupted by Jayfeather giggling and whispering to the stick. "Jayfeather and I found out why you're so hyper and aggressive..."
"Yeah cause star clan said I was part of the 3!" Lionblaze said in a 'duh' voice
"No..its cause you have a hyper ocd thingie and you have too much testosterone, so your going with Firestar's weird sister to the cutters to get it too a more desirable amount."
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"WELL AT LEAST I CAN KEEP MYSELF FROM HUMPING CROWS AND FEATHERS!!!!!" he yelled and ran to his den crying.
"Shutup guys! I'm bitter! And the blind cat is announcing the new clan leader!" Mousefur yelled
"Ok so...I was walking through some cats dreams...(cough Ivypool cough) and I found some one who is more than willing to be our leader. Everyone! Say hellow to Thistleclaw!!!"

Teehee! Did you like it? Give me ideas for the other clans and add your own spoofs.

Woah that was really hard to read
I'm looking forward to your story! But next time try to separate it haha.

sorry about that.

well I don't know when i'm going to start writeing it.

I'll just tell you the proluge.Is that okay with you?

I like your spoofs, Robynwing! I'd love to be in one of them and am open to you making my character as crazy as you want. @nightpaw65- Good luck!

Thanks lightningstorm.How would you like to be in my book? {Okay here I go.
Please don't double post. If you have something else to say, edit your first post.}

That would be AWESOME!!!

@Lightningstorm Ooh Thankya much!!

Okay, these were originally comics, so they'll be in script form.

*WARNING! SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE AHEAD!*

Hollyleaf: Leafpool and Crowfeather are our real parents!
*There is collective gasps from all cats in the gathering. Brambleclaw storms off with Squirrelflight chasing after him*
Jayfeather: Thanks a lot Hollyleaf. What are you going to ruin now?
Hollyleaf: Hmm...
*Later, at a Twoleg Mall*
Hollyleaf: This is not the real santa! *Rips off fake beard*
Santa: Ho?
*Children start crying and wailing about lies and betrayal*
Jayfeather: You're a monster.
Hollyleaf: What?

This one doesn't have a lot of dialouge, so it will be in normal format.

Breezepelt saw a rabbit not far from where he was standing. The rabbit soon detected him, so Breezepelt ran as fast as he could to catch up. Breezepelt was right on it's tail when it dived through a bush.
"That's not going to help you now!" Breezepelt yelled, diving through the bush after what soon would be fresh kill. But instead of pouncing on a plump rabbit, Breezepelt pinned something cold and hard to the ground. Breezepelt moved his paws to reveal a brightly coloured egg!
"What the..?!" Breezepelt exclaimed. He shot his head up to find the rabbit with one of it's front paws wrapped around the handle of a basket. The basket was full of coloured eggs, with many diffrent colours.
"Happy easter!" The rabbit cried.

Hollyleaf would do that

A round of applause to Robynwing and Stareye please, because both thier spoofs are fantastic!!!

I love Robynwing... Ummm.... I mean... Robynwings Fan-fics... Heh,heh...
And Stareyes fanfic is also brilliant!

Lighteningpelt wrote:A round of applause to Robynwing and Stareye please, because both thier spoofs are fantastic!!!

I love Robynwing... Ummm.... I mean... Robynwings Fan-fics... Heh,heh...
And Stareyes fanfic is also brilliant!

Ok! I cannot keep this to myself anymore...

I LOVE ROBYNWING!!!
Phew... that feels better...

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Anyways, nice spoofs, guys!

Thanks!
Er...I don't know what to say to you Lighteningpelt

The question is, really.... and kinda depends on whether Robynwing is looking for a mate. Oh, and can I point out one awkward fact? Robinkit is a tom.

@Robynwing Funny stuff!

I like the Thunderclan one the best! Make me weird and suicidal but always fails

Haha yeah I'm a tom and a KIT, sorry dude

Oh yeah, I can't think of anything else to write -.-' So...I'll just write something for kittypets.

Princess ran through the house meowing like a maniac and occasionally smashing into things.
"I'M COO COO FOR CO CO PUFFS!!" she shrieked and jumped onto the curtains.
Her two leg ran in and yelled for her to get down then when she didn't she threw her outside and into a mud puddle.
"Oh noooo! I'm dirty!!" she shrieked and shook herself clean.
"YOU SPRAYED ME!!" a brown and white tortoishell with amber eyes yelled
Princess's eyes widened and she backed up, "Who are you?! You better not hurt me, because I have a brother who can beat you up!!!"
The stranger laughed and circled Princess, "Firestar would NEVER hurt me, he LUURRRVESS me. That stupid Sandstorm is just a tool..." she grumbled
"...How do you know Firestar...?"
Stranger laughed and jumped onto the fence, "Because I'm and forever will be his crush!!! I. AM. SPOTTEDLEAF!" she annouced
"Ookay..."
"Anyway I came to give you a message from starclan--STOP GROOMING YOUR BUTT AND LISTEN TO ME!!"
Princess stopped mid butt lick and turned towards Spottedleaf.
"Your prophecy is this, A flower will join the f-
At that moment, Princess heard her two leg calling and ran inside.
"DUDE!! GET BACK HERE!!" Spottedleaf yelled, "YOU'RE THE FREAKIN' FOURTH!!"

Hope you liked it. Oh and I highly doubt Princess is actually the fourth so don't worry about spoilers.

Ha hahaha!
That is rich. I should definitely continue working on my own warrior spoof too.

@Robynwing That's funny! I bet that's exactly what Spottedleaf thinks!

Thanks guys!! And that will be all for awhile :3

I loved it! ^-^ For awhile? Then I will be waiting!

o.O Fireheart...? I thought you left?