Join the Dark [Forest] Side Spoof

Join the Dark[Forest] Side (starring the kits of Honeystar and Lotusflower):

The following takes place between 9:00PM and 10:00PM

Lotusflower: "All right kits. Time to go in your nests."
Kits: "Awwwh!!!"
Moonkit: "Do we have to?"
Honeystar: "Yes you do. In a couple more Moons, you will all be Apprentices. By then, you'll be wishing to have as much sleep as you have now."
Honeykit: "Who, us?"
Wolfkit: "No way!"
Peachkit: "We're going to have lots of energy as Apprentices!" :
Lotusflower: "Well, hopefully that energy of yours will be put to good use anyways."
Sagedapple: "I certainly hope so. Alright Flamekit, say good-night to everyone."
Flamekit: "Good night everyone."
Kits: "Good night Flamekit."
Honeystar: "Good night Flamekit."
Kits: "Good night Daddy."
Honeystar: "Good night Maplekit, Moonkit, Wolfkit, Honeykit, Cranekit, and Peachkit. See you all tomorrow morning."
Lotusflower: "Aren't you forgetting someone?"
Honeystar:"Hmmm... Peachkit, Maplekit, Flamekit, Moonkit, Cranekit, Honeykit, Wolfkit,...Oh, Of course! Goodnight Padma."
Lotusflower: "Good night Madhu."
Honeystar: "Sleep well Sagedapple."
Sagdapple: "Thank you Honeystar, I'll try."

[Meanwhile...in the Dark Forest]
Tigerstar: "Are we all here?"
Hawkfrost: "Yes."
Tigerstar: "Good then let's go. One of those WindClan kits is bound to be perfect for joining our ranks."


Maplekit's Dream:
(#9 Dream- John Lennon, can be heard playing. Maplekit is hunting grasshoppers in a meadow, under blue sky with fluffy white clouds)
[He runs into Mapleshade!]

Maplekit: "Oh hey there, I'm Maplekit!"
Mapleshade: "My name is Mapleshade."
Maplekit: "Really? COOL!!! We share the same first name!!" :
Maplestream: "



Moonkit's Dream
(The Yacht Club- Owl City. Moonkit is swimming in a pool near a waterfall. She hears a rustle among the reeds and stops.)

Moonkit: "Who's there?!......Robinkit?"
Hawkfrost: "No, I'm Hawkfrost. Nice to meet you Moonkit."
Moonkit: "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else, since you smell of RiverClan. Wait, how do you know my name?"
Hawkfrost: "I'm from StarClan, I know everything. And I know that you are an excellent swimmer, despite being WindClan born. Very Impressive I must say."
Moonkit: "Oh, why thank you. I do enjoy swimming very much."
Hawkfrost: "So I've seen. Such skills may prove to be useful later in life you know. I could help you improve those skills, and help you become a great warrior, maybe even clan Leader."
Moonkit: "Wow! Really? That would be amazing, thanks. But..can I ask you something?" :
Hawktalon: "Sure."
Moonkit: "If you're from StarClan, how come your pelt isn't all starry and everything?"
Hawktalon: "Um, who said StarClan cats have starry pelts?"
Moonkit: "Sagedapple told me, and she knows because she use to be a Medicine Cat.....You're not from StarClan at all, are you?" :|
Hawkfrost: "......."
Moonkit: "GET OUT OF MY DREAM YOU DARK FOREST PERV!!!!!" [grabs a can of Mace]
Hawktalon: "Aaaaaaahhhhhh my eyeeeesssss!!!!!!"


Wolfkit's Dream
(Viva La Vida. Wolfkit is perched alone on the Great Oak at the Meeting Place [obviously dreaming of being the "ultimate Leader" or something.]

Peachkit's Dream:
Brokenstar: Hello Peachkit.
Peachkit:....."Swine Flu!!!"
Brokenstar: ?
[Peachkit grabs a bamboo staff. Whack!] Oww!

YOUR ON TEAM DF
OMG I DIDNT KNOW THAT! I AM ON TEAM WC AND SC

What? No!
I'm doing a spoof where DF cats come to visit my kits in their dreams [in order to persuade and recruit], but they fail every time. you'll see.

Oh, awesome. Take that Tigerstar!!!

AWESOME! THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNY! GO HONEYSTAR AND WINDCLAN!

When are you going to continue? This is gonna be hilarious!

Awesome!!! The Clans of the Forest always win!

Updates [not a lot unfortunately], been made.

I love the smileys I've added. Makes it look more cute and funny to see expressions.

Lol this is gonna be funny and awesome!! cant wait!!

Awesome! Can't wait for more!! Team Moonkit!!

HEHEHEHE!!!!! I love this!

OMG this is awsome!!

Awesome, can't wait for more!

More will be made tonight.

I am also going to add songs to start off each of my kits' dreams.

lol ok then! Im excited about this spoof! Cant wait!

Moonkit's Dream almost complete.

Lol. I like it.

Moonkit dreams for Robinkit!

Hahaha, Dark Forest perv?! O.o

This is hilarious! Keep writing!

Wow, this is hilarious!

Yeah. so funny! (:

Lol. Moonkit's a little smarty cat.