Join the Dark [Forest] Side Spoof

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Join the Dark[Forest] Side (starring the kits of Honeystar and Lotusflower):

The following takes place between 9:00PM and 10:00PM

Lotusflower: "All right kits. Time to go in your nests."
Kits: "Awwwh!!!"
Moonkit: "Do we have to?"
Honeystar: "Yes you do. In a couple more Moons, you will all be Apprentices. By then, you'll be wishing to have as much sleep as you have now."
Honeykit: "Who, us?"
Wolfkit: "No way!"
Peachkit: "We're going to have lots of energy as Apprentices!" :
Lotusflower: "Well, hopefully that energy of yours will be put to good use anyways."
Sagedapple: "I certainly hope so. Alright Flamekit, say good-night to everyone."
Flamekit: "Good night everyone."
Kits: "Good night Flamekit."
Honeystar: "Good night Flamekit."
Kits: "Good night Daddy."
Honeystar: "Good night Maplekit, Moonkit, Wolfkit, Honeykit, Cranekit, and Peachkit. See you all tomorrow morning."
Lotusflower: "Aren't you forgetting someone?"
Honeystar:"Hmmm... Peachkit, Maplekit, Flamekit, Moonkit, Cranekit, Honeykit, Wolfkit,...Oh, Of course! Goodnight Padma."
Lotusflower: "Good night Madhu."
Honeystar: "Sleep well Sagedapple."
Sagdapple: "Thank you Honeystar, I'll try."

[Meanwhile...in the Dark Forest]
Tigerstar: "Are we all here?"
Hawkfrost: "Yes."
Tigerstar: "Good then let's go. One of those WindClan kits is bound to be perfect for joining our ranks."


Maplekit's Dream:
(#9 Dream- John Lennon, can be heard playing. Maplekit is hunting grasshoppers in a meadow, under blue sky with fluffy white clouds)
[He runs into Mapleshade!]

Maplekit: "Oh hey there, I'm Maplekit!"
Mapleshade: "My name is Mapleshade."
Maplekit: "Really? COOL!!! We share the same first name!!" :
Maplestream: "



Moonkit's Dream
(The Yacht Club- Owl City. Moonkit is swimming in a pool near a waterfall. She hears a rustle among the reeds and stops.)

Moonkit: "Who's there?!......Robinkit?"
Hawkfrost: "No, I'm Hawkfrost. Nice to meet you Moonkit."
Moonkit: "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else, since you smell of RiverClan. Wait, how do you know my name?"
Hawkfrost: "I'm from StarClan, I know everything. And I know that you are an excellent swimmer, despite being WindClan born. Very Impressive I must say."
Moonkit: "Oh, why thank you. I do enjoy swimming very much."
Hawkfrost: "So I've seen. Such skills may prove to be useful later in life you know. I could help you improve those skills, and help you become a great warrior, maybe even clan Leader."
Moonkit: "Wow! Really? That would be amazing, thanks. But..can I ask you something?" :
Hawktalon: "Sure."
Moonkit: "If you're from StarClan, how come your pelt isn't all starry and everything?"
Hawktalon: "Um, who said StarClan cats have starry pelts?"
Moonkit: "Sagedapple told me, and she knows because she use to be a Medicine Cat.....You're not from StarClan at all, are you?" :|
Hawkfrost: "......."
Moonkit: "GET OUT OF MY DREAM YOU DARK FOREST PERV!!!!!" [grabs a can of Mace]
Hawktalon: "Aaaaaaahhhhhh my eyeeeesssss!!!!!!"


Wolfkit's Dream
(Viva La Vida. Wolfkit is perched alone on the Great Oak at the Meeting Place [obviously dreaming of being the "ultimate Leader" or something.]

Peachkit's Dream:
Brokenstar: Hello Peachkit.
Peachkit:....."Swine Flu!!!"
Brokenstar: ?
[Peachkit grabs a bamboo staff. Whack!] Oww!

Hahaha! Grabs a can of mace! This is awesome!

Thank you all for your encouraging comments. I shall begin working on either Maplekit's Dream [who is visited by Mapleshade], or Wolfkit's Dream [who Tigerstar visits him].

I love it, keep it up Honeystar!