Reality Continues to Ruin My Life(RP)

Something is putting cracks in reality, and the walls between alternate universes are coming down. The universes are mingling, people falling through holes in reality and straight into another universe. If someone doesn't stop it, all of reality will be destroyed.

Character Sheet:

My Charracters:

Username: Moonsong
Canon: Homestuck
Name: Nepeta Leijon
Age: 6 sweeps (13 years)
Species: troll
Appearance: Nepeta has gray skin with cat-ear shaped horns like candy corn. She's short and muscular, with a large chest that she binds to keep out of the way. Her hair is short and black, mostly hidden under a blue cat hat. She has elongated canines and wears a blue tail, olive trench coat, shirt with the leo sign in the color of her blood (olive green), and gray pants. Her eyes are blank and white, since she's dead.
Personality: Nepeta is playful and cutesy, choosing to roleplay as a two-mouthed cat like her monster mother all the time and using cat puns. Still, she can be deadly when she chooses to be so- she kept a shipping wall on the walls of her cave, drawn in the blood of creatures she hunted and killed. She's a sweetheart, but don't hurt her friends or else.
Backstory: Nepeta grew up on a planet called Alternia, where the castes of society were determined by your blood color. Her olive blood placed her firmly in the middle of the hemospectrum. She grew up in a cave, raised by a huge two mouthed cat she named Pounce de Leon. She made friends over the internet, and when they were 6 sweeps they played a game that destroyed their universe and created a new one with them as the gods. Circumstances kept them from taking control of the new universe, and they were forced to hide in a lab on a meteor in the Furthest Ring. One of their friends, Gamzee, went sober and went on a killing spree, and their leader sent her moirail to kill him. Gamzee killed her moirail, Equius, and she jumped out of a vent she was hiding in to take revenge, but got killed herself. She lived in the dream bubbles with other dead creatures for a while, but her corpse was prototyped into a sprite of another session of the game, and she was fused with another of her friends, Feferi. When the sprite exploded, they seperated into two bodies,but stayed together until the pirate ship they were on sailed by a crack in reality. She was sucked in, and found herself on a strange planet.
Headcanons: She's started to use fish puns as well as cat puns from being fused with Feferi.

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Username: Moonsong
Canon: MLP: FiM
Name: Rarity
Species: pony
Age: 16-17 human years (?)
Appearance: Rarity is a white-coated unicorn with purple hair in perfect curls, blue eyes with long, fake eyelashes and light blue makeup, and a cutie mark of three blue diamonds. Her magic is blue to match her eyes and cutie mark, and her coat, mane, and makeup are always perfect.
Personality: She's picky and fussy, fretting over appearance and fashion. Still, she'd do anything for a friend (including getting dirty). She's generous above all else.
Backstory: Rarity runs Carousel Boutique in a town called Ponyville. On the thousandth year of the longest night, Nightmare Moon escaped from where she was imprisoned in the Moon and tried to take over. Princess Celestia's student, Twilight Sparkle, knew about this and had been sent to Ponyville to oversee the preparations for the festival. When Nightmare Moon escaped, she fled into the Everfree Forest to look for the Elements of Harmony, and Rarity and 4 other ponies accompanied her to help. They found the elements and used them to turn Nightmare moon back into Princess Luna, and Rarity was chosen by the Element of Generosity to wield it. She was experimenting with a teleportation spell she learned from Twilight and accidentally sent herself into another universe through the weakened walls keeping them apart.
Headcanons:

Username: Sunstar
Canon: One Piece
Name: Monkey D. Luffy
Age: 19 years
Appearance: 

Spoiler:

Personality: Luffy's two dominant traits are his apparent lack of intelligence and his utter fearlessness. Luffy can easily be amazed by the simplest things, such as hermit crabs, and can be confused by concepts such as that by digging a hole right next to another he may be unintentionally filling the other hole. Also, larger concepts, such as when Nami or Chopper try to explain something to him, he will instantly call a mystery. He likes to ask non-human beings if they can poop, and usually the answer is yes. However, in battle, he'll become like a wild animal, and a genius, since fighting is something he can really understand.
Backstory: He was born to Monkey D. Dragon, the most dangerous man in the world, and an unknown woman. He had two foster brothers, Ace (who died) and Sabo (who's the second in command below Dragon). He set sail at the age of 17 and blah blah  and gathered a crew. They got separated for 2 years and grew stronger and then continued on their journey.
Headcanons:




Username: Sunstar
Canon: One Piece
Name: Roronoa Zoro
Age: 21 years
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Personality: Zoro usually maintains a stern, serious, and distanced personality, but often loses his temper in a goofy and exaggerated comical style. It would seem however, that this anger is the only emotion that Zoro often feels comfortable showing. Outside of situations where he feels confident in battle, he rarely smiles or laughs. He has a strong sense of reasoning and leadership. A running gag is that while he is perceptive in battle (as well as out), his sense of direction is an absolute mess, to the point of getting lost on a straight path.
Backstory: He trained at a dojo, and this his friend died, so he set out to become the world's greatest swordsman, then met Luffy and joined his crew and basically became the first mate. Got separated for 2 years, blah blah blah, grew stronger, and stuff.
Headcanons:




Username: Sunstar
Canon: One Piece
Name:  Sanji
Age: 21 years
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Personality: One of Sanji's most easily noticeable characteristics is the calm, cool, and collected manner in which he carries himself. He tends to speak in a very composed manner, even in dire situations, and rarely acts without thinking. His demeanor in a lot of ways can be compared to that of a secret agent. This is amplified by the fact that he tends to wear a suit, and very often enjoys smoking. Although he constantly flirts with any attractive females he comes across, including Nami and Robin from his own crew.
Backstory: He met Zeff, a cook and a former pirate, and then became a chef. He was the 4th to join Luffy's crew, after Zoro, Nami and Usopp. Got separated for 2 years, and stuff, and yeah.
Headcanons:

Username: Redstar
Canon: Gorillaz
Name: 2D (Birth name is Stuart Pot [nicknames include Stu-Pot] but he completely dropped that.)
Age: 36 (His birthday is May 23rd, 1978.)
Appearance: He's 6ft 2in.

His face:

His clothes:

Personality: 2D would appear to have a chronic history of violent blows to the head, coupled with a complete lack of natural intelligence. He has a blank sheet of paper where a brain should be. He has trouble speaking properly.
Backstory:

This is long, I warn you:

Headcanons:

~Now to be a rebel and use a canon of my own creation instead of following the current trend xP~

Username: Ghostfur
Canon: A story of my own that I've been working on for a while now, though this character in particular is a blatant reference to Alice in Wonderland
Name: Thomas Vansin
Age: 19
Appearance:

Close Up:

His Outfit:

As for the coloration of his suit, just imagine some combination of green, purple, and a few other colors.
Personality: Intelligent but likes to act like he's ignorant and maybe a little crazy. Enjoys interfering in other peoples' business to the point of being annoying. However when he's mad he get's deathly serious. Thomas will also get fairly upset if someone does something to his hat, regardless of the fact that he has infinite identical copies of it.
Backstory:

This may be a little long...:

Headcanons:

~Yay for people! Everyone is accepted~
Cracks in time and reality are opening everywhere in every plane, some visible some less so.
Sirius wakes up slowly, looking around bewildered at his still living. He fell off of Buckbeak without a chance to use a spell to halt his fall. How exactly is he still alive? And....where is he anyways? This place...is most certainly nowhere near Azkaban. For one it is too bright and colorful, too many trees. Eventually he stumbles to his feet. He needs to find a nearby city if there is one or maybe shelter if it's just a forest..

With a flutter of wings Fluttershy jumps and partway hides behind a tree. This place is nice but it's not PonyVille...and she needs to get home soon to help stop Nightmare Moon! She looks all around her and gets slightly distracted by new rabbit friends. Okay, playing with rabbits first then home.

Falling through that pretty-colored crack in the dream bubbles had knocked Nepeta off her guard for a moment, but she landed on her feet (literally and metaphorically). She had scaled a tree, digging her claws into the bark and leaving strop-marks as she watched from her perch. A pony hid behind her tree, venturing out to start playing with hop beasts, and she prepared to strike. Equius may have been fond of musclebeasts, or horses as the humans called them, but she had no such fondness. The only ones she had encountered had been, as a whole, jerks and sweaty, much like her moirail. They tasted good though! Unsheathing her claws, she jumped out of the tree, landing lightly in front of the pony and her entourage of hopbeasts with a growl bubbling in her throat.

Meanwhile, Rarity had trotted right through a crack in reality while paying less attention to anything but plans for her new spring line than she should have been. She found herself in a tall city, surrounded by strange creatures all wearing clothes. There were no ponies to be seen, only 'humanoid' creatures similar to what Twilight had described when she went through the portal. Pulling out a hat from her saddlebags, she walked on, looking around with interest and starting a new mental plan for a fashion line.

Username: Redstar
Canon: Gorillaz
Name: Murdoc Niccals
Age: 48 years old (His birthday is June 6, 1966)
Appearance: He's 5ft 7in.

His face:

His clothes:

Personality: Murdoc has many addictions and a sour attitude. He's always picking on 2D, and he's not liked by many.
Backstory:

Another long-ish backstory:

Headcanons:

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2D walked through the city, everyone giving him weird looks. 2D paid no mind to them, and just gave those people a friendly wave. The lanky man kept on walking through the city, not knowing or caring where he was going. He walked towards the outskirts of town, stopping at a bench that looked off into a forest. He sat down and looked around, humming to himself.

Shifting to his animagus form Sirius began his long walk through the forest, or it would have been long if he hadn't seen Fluttershy and Nepeta. This day was turning out to get weirder and weirder. Although he supposed he couldn't talk since he can turn into a dog. With a growl he jumped between the two, fangs bared angrily. He wasn't certain why he was doing this but he felt he needed to protect the weirdly colorful pony.

Fluttershy went wide eyed when Nepeta jumped in front of her and her new rabbit friends. She went even more wide eyed when the big dog jumped in between them. "N-now lets be nice...."

Murdoc looked around, trying to find the frontman of his band. He pushed through people, knocking some down. He started walking out of town and finally found the blue-haired man.
"2D, you bloody idiot! I told you to stay with me!" Murdoc yelled, smacking 2D in the face.
"I just wanted to look around." 2D defended himself, "It's so pretty here, it's nice to get off of Plastic Beach."
Murdoc gripped 2D's wrist and started to drag him away from the bench before noticing something colorful in the forest.
"What the..." Murdoc muttered to himself before dragging 2D the opposite direction.
"Murdoc, where are we go-"
"Shut up!" Murdoc whispered harshly, "I see something."

When Thomas had stepped through the tear in space-time, he had not expected to find himself falling from the sky towards a forest at the edge of a town. Maybe in some dark vortex or some post-apocalyptic world, but right about now Thomas would have preferred either of those to falling from the sky. "On the bright side, I've got a nice view. From here I can see some pretty strange things both in the woods and in town." Thomas said, voicing his thoughts out loud. Directing his body to land somewhere in the small field between the town and the forest, Thomas began twisting reality, making the air beneath him have the density and consistency of gelatin.

Landing softly on the ground thanks to that, though feeling a little hungry now, Thomas caught his falling hat. He then pulled one of his canes out of his hat before putting it back on his head and then brushed off his coat before looking back and forth, trying to decide whether to head to town or go into the woods. "Well, both seem like they could have plenty of strange. Maybe I'll just wait here and see what happens." Thomas said as he reached into his sleeve and pulled out a small table and chair, complete with a cup of chocolate milk and some little lemon cakes, and simply sat down to enjoy them without a care in this unknown world.

Nepeta hissed, ears going back and tail bristling before she even had time to think about it. Now that she knew that the pony could talk, she wasn't going to eat it (she wasn't Vriskers!), but she didn't appreciate being interrupted and or growled at. Barkbeasts smelled bad and were obnoxious, and this one was as bad as the rest of its kind (though it smelled a little off for an animal. Maybe that was what they were like in this world?) "I am nice! It's naut my fault that I was looking fur food and this dog got in my wave!" She pouted, glaring daggers at the dog before sheathing her claws again. "...I'm furry saury that I was going to eat mew, but I won't anymurr, so catcall him off befur I have to fight him."

Fluttershy gently moved between the two and pushed Sirus back a little. "N-now now b-boy...Y-you have to be nice too..." She gently patted Sirius on the head. He's a pretty doggy and maybe they can all just be friends now.

Sirius growled softly still but backed off. If the cat-being wont hurt them Sirius will have no need to attack. He regarded the horse curiously, noticing for the first time it was actually a Pegasus. Perhaps she is an animagus like he is? He sniffed a few times and shifted back to his human form. Startling the Pegasus slightly.

Ohhhhh, that's why the barkbeast smelled strange. He was actually a human! Humans were much less of a threat, and smelled better besides. The pony was okay too, even if her constant admonitions to be nice were totally lame and condescending. She hadn't even done anything mean yet! The pony was alive, wasn't she? She hadn't even gotten all scratched up! Nepeta was being so nice. "AC purrlitely requests that mew stop asking her to be nice. Nofin bad is catpunning, and AC doesn't bereef we are clawse enough fur you to be concilatory to her! She doesn't efin know your name!"

Fluttershy looked up at Nepeta and smiled. "Oh-oh my names Fluttershy...a-and what's your name..?" Fluttershy was addressing Nepeta and Siruis.

Sirius glances between the two of them, usure who Fluttershy was addressing. "I'm Sirius Black." He regards the cat-being cooly. He wondered why he didn't find the talking horse strange..

"Whale, nice to meet the both of mew! I'm Nepeta!" It was really only nice to meet the prey pony; she'd pass on the dog-human. She let her tail and ears relax, leaning back against the tree and staring, unblinking, at them. "Nyaeither of mew are furom this world, right? Mew smewll diffurent." Maybe they knew what was going on? Vriskers and Meanah had sounded like they knew what they were doing, but they hadn't told her or Feferi anything- they were just the crew. All she knew was that reality was cracking, and she'd sniffed at and gone through a crack. She'd meant to bring Feferi, but it had closed, and now she was alone again.

Murdoc pushed through the brush to see the yellow and pink pony, along with the other two. 2D came up behind him, confused.
"What the **** is happening?" Murdoc muttered, "This place is so odd."
"I- er..." 2D said shyly, "Who ah y-"
Murdoc smacked him in the face before yelling quietly, "Let me handle this, you dumb ****." He looked at the creatures and cleared his throat before saying, "Who are you?"

Sirius glances coldly at the newcomers, great more people. Inwardly he snarls at the fact one of the men hit the other. Barely he manages to restrain himself from ripping them in half. "I am Siruis Black, this is Fluttershy and this is Nepeta. And you are?"

Flittershy watches quietly and inwardly bristles as well. "Hi-hitting people isn't kind you know...And neither is calling people dumb..."

From where he sat drinking his chocolate milk and eating his lemon cakes, Thomas watched the entire scene in the woods unfold through a pair of opera viewing lenses. From what he had observed thus far, it was obvious that some, if not all, of the individuals gathered in the woods were not of this world, wherever it was. "Well I suppose it's time to do my job. Now to go make contact." Thomas sighed as he got up and swooped up his entire table set into his hat before turning and strolling casually into the woods. "Well good day everyone! I see I've found the oddballs-in-the-forest soiree!" Thomas said in a cheery voice as he approached the group, taking off his hat to add a flamboyantly overdone bow to his greeting. Looking over the group from closer this time, Thomas was even more certain that they were from other worlds, drawn here by the various cracks in space. "Allow me to introduce myself, since that seems to be the matter at hand." Thomas said, looking between Murdoc and Sirius. "My name is Thomas Vansin, and I won't bore you with the full list of my professions. So for now would anyone like something to eat or drink?" Thomas said quickly, his smile not wavering in the slightest the entire time. Thomas always enjoyed giving the first impression of an eccentric oddball who might be a lunatic, it made his life so much more fun.

~Be warned for a lot of cussing. And a lot of arguing between Sanji and Zoro.~

EDIT: Andd... wrong account again.

"F********CKKK!" Zoro yelled, as, he free fell through the air. His grip tightened on his three swords, bundled up together in his haramaki. Even the normally composed and cool Sanji looked close to panicking. Although, Luffy was laughing all the way down. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "This is so much fun!" And with a thud, they hit the ground. Luffy sat up again, a rubber ball of energy. "Let's do that again!"

Sanji kicked the back of Luffy's head. "Like H*ll!" he growled. "What is this sh*tty place? Where the h*ll are we?" Zoro shrugged, glancing at the others. "This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't kicked Luffy, sh*t cook." Sanji growled. "F*ck off. If Luffy hadn't come and bother me, I wouldn't have kicked him and make him somehow create a dimensional portal, you sh*tty marimo."

Zoro snarled, his hands tensing on his swords. "You wanna go, curly brow!?" Sanji glared back angrily. "Bring it on moss ball! I'll kick your *ss anyday, anytime, anywhere!"

Luffy just watched them arguing, and laughed. "Wow, you guys are so funny!"

"How the **** do you not know who I am? I'm Murdoc Niccals, creator of and bassist for the greatest band in the universe! The Gorillaz!" Murdoc said triumphantly.
"And I'm 2D." 2D smiled, showing the loss of his two front teeth.
"I was getting to that..." Murdoc sighed, 2D not noticing, "He's the lead singer of the band."
"Nice ta meet ya aww!" 2D grinned.
((2D kind of has a speaking problem, so if anyone doesn't know what he's saying at some point in the RP, just ask me and I'll translate ))

Sirius looks at both of the newest newcomers with a blank, confused stare. "The who?" He regards 2D a little bit, wondering how exactly he got his teeth knocked out and if the other one caused that.

Nepeta bristled, equally annoyed at being introduced by the dog-human and 2D's treatment at the hands of Murdoc. The smack was much too hard to be a pap, even by Equius's standards, and if they were black then 2D would be fighting back. She unsheathed her claws juuuust in case, hoping she'd have the 'op-purr-tuna-ty' to make the bigger human be nicer. She didn't know who he is either, just that she didn't like him. Even so, she forced her ears back to normal position and turned to the man in the hat. "Do mew have tea, miss-purr?"

"Tea? I wont tea..." 2D smiled, his solid black eyes gleaming.
"Well you're not gettin' any, ya nitwit." Murdoc muttered, "What are ya even sayin'? Will anybody explain where the **** we are?"
"Mudz, be nice..." 2D said quietly, preparing himself for a slap from the shorter man, "Don't make 'em mad..."

If at all possible, Thomas smiled even wider when he got requests. "I most certainly do have tea!" he said gleefully. Taking off his hat, Thomas tapped it's top and a small table plopped out, then after putting his hat back on Thomas reached into his sleeve and pulled out a tablecloth with a complete, though mismatched, tea set and laid it all on the table in one simple motion. "Oh, and don't worry about what kind of tea, the pot will know what to pour." Thomas said as he poured a cup for Nepeta and 2D, despite Murdoc's objection to 2D getting any. Though what Thomas didn't mention was that his pot actually just had hot water in it and he was using his power to turn it into tea of the drinker's preference as it was poured, though even he didn't know what he was pouring.

"And as to you inquiry, Mister Niccals, I'm afraid you're asking the wrong individuals. From what I have observed, it would seem all of us gathered here have come from different worlds through the cracks in space, tears in reality, or whatever else you may call them. Sadly I came here deliberately, but even I don't know where exactly we are or why those tears exist." Thomas said in a serious tone, momentarily breaking his character before going back to smiling widely and offering the tea cups to Nepeta and 2D, being sure to stand slightly between 2D and Murdoc when handing a cup to 2D. "So would anyone else like refreshments?" he asked, back to his excessively cheerful tone. [i]'Something tells me that this group won't stick together very long, we don't seem to cooperate well. But I may as well gather as much information as I can from them.'[i] Thomas thought as he poured himself some hot chocolate to replenish his energy, pouring directly from his pocket dimension through the tea pot.