Silver's Reality TV Show.

12/18/11
Silver: Hello, I am Silver and this is...SILVER'S REALITY TV SHOW! Thank you all for coming! Sadly, i don't have a co-host yet, but im hoping one of you, yes you in the purple and green, will ask to be the co-host! First, i will have a friend of everyone's come here and ask a cat a few questions.
Bumblestripe: Are you SURE this is safe?
Silver: Nope!
Bumblestripe: Then why-
Silver: Oh get on with it already, your on TV, and your wasting time!
Bumblestripe: O-oh o-okay!
*Bumblestripe walks into Shadowclan territory*
Bumblestripe: Rowanclaw, I am here...*Flips card* to ask you a few *Flips another card* questions. Please...*Flips another card* answer them truthfully. * flips to another card* How did it feel to be...*tries to flip another card but drops them* a she-cat at first and then switched?
Rowanclaw: I nearly forgot that...WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?
Bumbleclaw: Uh...GOODBYE!
Silver: O_O Note to self...Don't get ShadowClan cats angry. Well...Lets bring a famous cat in this building...or whatever it is.
Hollyleaf: Are you going to kill me?
Silver: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeee! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeee not!
Hollyleaf: -_-'
Silver: Okay, Question one, What was it like in the tunnel?
Hollyleaf: *Sarcasm* It was WONDERFUL! All that darkness with no prey!
Silver: Great! Number two, So how dark was the prey?
Hollyleaf: I just SAID there was no prey!
Silver: Okay I'll take that as a 'It was GREAT!'. Number three, What did you think of the questions, A. AWESOME, B. AWESOME, or C. AWESOME?
Hollyleaf: C.- WAIT! THEY ALL ARE THE SAME ANSWER!
Silver: Wonderful! You choose, C. AWESOME!
Hollyleaf: But the on-
Silver: Silver is currently not here, please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Hollyleaf: T-
Silver: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Your time is up, Thanks for your message!
(ENDING MUSIC)
Silver's extra notes: i REALLY need a co-host to use. Thanks for reading!

This is funny! xD

lol, yeah. Silver asked me to post it for her. :3

I want to be the cohost please lol

Lol, I'll tell Silver

You don't need to tell me, cuz i already saw. XD I probably will do Sky, but i already made a second edition, and an add on to the first.

ATTENTION ALL READERS/WATCHERS OF SILVER'S REALITY TV SHOW!!
Silver: Hello, WOAH!
Lightningstar(aka Lightning): Whats wrong?
Silver: I'm bored thats what!
Lightning: thats IT?!?
Silver: Yea, pretty much. Okay, um, this is an announcement that, I, Silver, would like to make, and that is...GIVING THE STAFF DARES! (Staff is everycat i put in the story/show) First dare...by me...Firestar has to eat a dog.
Firestar: pass...I'm SO not eating a dog!
Silver: BUT NOW, Bumblestripe...*mutters something only Bumblestripe can hear*
Bumblestripe: Great, Thanks Firestar, now...I must...PUSHBLACKSTAROFFACLIFF!
Firestar: Wait WHAT?!?
Bumblestripe: i...have to push Blackstar off a cliff...
Greystripe/Graystripe: WHY DID'T YOU SAY THE WHOLE DARE SILVER?
Silver: cuz.
Everyone but Silver: -_-
Silver: Goodness Gracchus everyone! Bumblestripe, do you want me to do it FOR you?
Bumblestripe: Uh...NO *Pushes Blackstar off a random cliff*
Silver: Okay i want everyone to TRY to think of dares, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
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12/22/11
Silver: Yes! no co-host yet. MWAHAHAH I want to run the show by myself...or maybe i do need one.
Blackstar: yes, yes you do. AND-
Silver: I know what your going to say...NO!
Blackstar: Aw.
Silver: Do you WANT me to kick you out of the staff?
Blackstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *VERY DRAMATICALLY*
Silver: Yeah, yeah, OKAY! First up...Bluestar...she is asking...Uh huh! Okay!
Bluestar: Bye! *Walks off* Hello, Silverstream...uh...how bad was it...*squints at a screen across from her* when...Crookedstar found out you...*squints even more* were with Greystripe?
Silverstream: *in a British accent* It was...*dramatic pause* *Normal voice* Not so bad!
Bluestar: o- wait WHAT?
Silverstream: It was...Not so bad!
Bluestar: *freezes*
Oakheart: *pokes Bluestar* O_O
Bluestar: *Falls over*
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Bluestar: Whaa? What happened?
Oakheart: You blacked out...
Silverstream:...
Silver: O.o okay...on to the next part...
(ENDING MUSIC)
Silver: Wait WHAT?!?
(THURSDAY EDITIONS ARE SHORT!)
THE DARES:
Fabulousfur28 said " I dare _____ to... make Firestar eat mouse dung!"
Dovewing: Here Firestar, eat this, its a vole, and it's fresh!
Firestar: thank you Dovewing. *Bites the vole* EWW! What is IN that vole?!?
Everyone but Firestar: MOUSE DUNG!
Firestar: O_O
Silver's extra notes: HAPPY HANUKKAH!

(Fabulousfur28 is a cat from a different site.)

Thank you SO much for posting this for me!

No problemo.

LOL. That's so funny! I like the second part. XD

THIS IS AWESOME Ruby! Can I be co-host?