Summer RP!

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Hey it's finally summer and the clans have decided to go on vacation! Far away from the territories, they find a perfect place to soak up the summer sun. The beach! The only problems is Twolegs are everywhere! Join us and help fight the twolegs so the warrior kitties can enjoy their summer vacation!

~This roleplay is a little bit silly compared to others so have fun with it! You may roleplay as yourself or create a new rp character if you want! Oh and HAVE FUN! ~

Sorrelstar rolled her eyes. "Yeah.. Tiny monsters. THAT will scare them! Let's get beaten with sticks," she meowed sarcastically.

Brightstar looked at Creamheart doubtfully. "We're all so small though," she pointed out. "They'd just might laugh at us. I like Sorrelstar's idea the best. I want to steal one of those cloth-bag things. They seem to be precious to that female Twoleg. We'll have to run pretty far though." She blinked as Rainsplash and Riversong crested the sandy slopes, skidding down the slippery sand. "Rowanheart told me something about invading Twolegs?" she asked.

~Nuu. Rain still isn't back from Paris.~

"Well do whatever you want, as long as it scares away the twolegs!" Without waiting for a reply, Icetail sprinted up to a sleeping twoleg and bit down on their toe.

Sorrelstar took a step back. "I never said the female's cloth bag.. But okay.." she meowed uncertainly.

"I bet we can scare the little twolegs!" Creamheart said. Whitefire and Sundash nodded and Whitefire said, "I heard that they get scared easily!" The three toms started to cover eachother in seaweed until they looked like sea monsters. Sundash snuck behind one of the smaller twolegs and hissed and it ran off screaming. Whitefire and Creamheart did the same to two other twolegs. Creamheart noticed them going to the big twolegs and then the small and big twolegs left together.

CheeseStar walked up to a Twoleg and nonchalantly walked picked at the lobster on the surface next to it. Deciding it was tasty, she bit the tail in an attempt to drag the lobster away. The Twoleg noticed the mysterious walking lobster and shouted something at another Twoleg, most likely "It's still alive!"

Sorrelstar snorted. "You look like rabid cats, that's probably why they're leaving. Now watch." The ShadowClan leader pressed herself against the sand and slithered towards the twolegs, nothing more that a few brown stripes against the ground. She jumped into front of a twoleg, who reached out it's hand to pet her. Sorrelstar leaned forward, only to snatch a square, rubbery device. It tasted of metal and made strange noises as she ran off, the twoleg following, shouting.

The twoleg angrily yelled at Icetail. "You stupid cat!" He tried to shoo her away, but she let out a hiss and went for another toe. "Take that you twoleg!" She growled.

CheeseStar stuck her tongue out. "Are we not rabid animals already?"
Following Sorrelstar's example, she snatched a pair of jingling, metallic sticks attached on a ring and flung it somewhere. The Twoleg tried to kick her, but she ran away, fearing for her life.

Lightningstorm giggled as aSorrelstar raced off with the device. A hiss escaped her maw once she was picked up by a tall male Twoleg and stroked. Scrambling out of his strong arms, she landed gracefully on her paws. "That was disturbing!" She mewed flusteredly.

The twoleg tried to throw a bright colored ball at her but she dodged it and nom nom nomed on another toe. Bleh. This is gross. I wonder how everyone esle is doing? The twoleg finally gave up and moved to another spot, but left the ball behind. "Victory!" Icetail yowled as she played with the ball and moved on to the next unsuspecting twoleg.

Brightstar raced out after CheeseStar and snatched up a rectangle that was lying next to a Twoleg. It yowled as she raced off with it, flying out over the sand. It tasted like leather, and a peculiar smell to it. (Wallet. xD) It shrieked at the RiverClan leader, scrambling after her. So slow. she thought scornfully and tensed herself, and threw the leather rectangle with all her might. It sailed over the into the surrounding forest, vanishing into the undergrowth. "Ha! Take that!"

The Twoleg who went to retrieve its weird jingly thingies didn't show up after a while, so CheeseStar made a nice nest in its strange coloured rectangular moss (towel) and ate its lobster.

Icetail stumbled over to the others. "Great work everyone! The twolegs are leaving, but there are still some left. Oh and look what I found!" She nosed the colorful ball over to the others. (It's a beach ball ) "My prize after scarring away a twoleg." She mewed proudly.

Streamfur walked up to a twoleg and it started to pet her. While it was distracted, Featherstorm grabbed a bag that held most of the twoleg's stuff and Streamfur hissed at the twoleg to get it to stop petting her and she and Featherstorm ran of with it's things. The twoleg soon realized its stuff was gone and it was yelling at them as the ran away. They flung it into the forest and while the twoleg was away looking for it, they looked though its other stuff.

Leaping over a chubby Twoleg laying on the sand, Lightningstorm opened a weird box made of some type of twigs. In there, she found twoleg food! "GUYS! COME HERE! Take a look at this!" She yowled to the others, sniffing at a sandwich and taking a small bite of it.

Sorrelstar emerged from the undergrowth and shook her fur. "That twoleg wouldnt give up!" she exclaimed. She trotted over to Lightningstorm and snorted. "That's a picnic basket, the thing I told you guys to steal before..!" She knocked the sandwich away. "Some of taht stuff is bad for you!" she spat. She noticed Cheesestar in a blanket of some sort. "What are you doing in that twoleg blanket?"

Icetail ran over to Lightningstar and sniffed at the sandwich. "Mmm...Smells good." She took a little nibble of it while being paranoid since it was made by twolegs. "Hey, I have an idea! Let's bury that twoleg over there.." She flicked her tail to the snoring human, "..in the sand!"

Streamfur and Featherstorm had found a similar looking box to Lightningstar's and they ran toward toward her, carrying it. "We found one too!" Streamfur said. There was a bag in it and Streamfur tore it open with her claws to find a bunch of salty potato slices. Streamfur sniffed at them while Featherstorm looked at the sandwiches.

Brightstar stared at Icetail. "What for? I think we should continue to raid the stuff and spread it all out away from the beach so they have to go and find it!" She perked up at the idea, her tail lashing from side to side. "That would give us extra time here." The RiverClan leader glanced around her. "So what should we do next?"

Sorrelstar snorted. "You all are acting like twolegs!" she spat. "Sleeping in twoleg cloth, eating their food! You've gone crazy! We're supposed to use this stuff to lure them away!"

~Spraying a bush! You know, lift the tail and pee? ~

Maplestream purred with amusement. She leapt into the waves and got her fur wet so the sand would stick to her when she rolled around in it. With her back caked in sand but her tail clean, when Maplestream slid forward on the sand, she looked just like a dangerous, if somewhat fluffy (), snake. She crawled toward a family of Twolegs. When the saw her, they screamed and ran straight toward the monster where they sat, trembling. But they forgot to take their belongings! Maplestream tore open the adult female's bag. A number of items spilled out: cream in a bottle, this strange silver rectangle with a pink covering that tasted horrible (iPhone 4s), a number of leaf tasting sheets (receipts), and strangest of all, a stick of what looked like finely crushed berries creamed together(lipstick). Maplestream tried to eat it, only to find that it was disgusting and only got stuck in the fur beside her mouth.

"Gah!" Sorrelstar raced towards Maplestream. "Idiot! Twoleg stuff is dangerous!" she meowed stuffing the thing back in the bag. She paused at the metal thing, which was identical to the device she had just taken from another twoleg female. She prodded it but it didn't make noise so she put taht back too.

Brightstar nosed in beside Maplestream. "What's this?" She gnawed persistently at a black plastic square, finally succeeding to crack it open after a few moments. "It looks like ground up rocks. Pink rocks? Who ever heard of hot pink rocks?" Shaking her head in disgust, Brightstar snapped it closed again. [The powder stuff.] She pawed through the rest of the things and discovered mint smelling white, tree bark like things. "Twolegs are idiots," Brightstar muttered, pushing everything back in. "They have no sense."

Sorrelstar snorted. "Brightstar! Twolegs are intellegent! Though they make no sense to us, they are well developed creatures!" she meowed in defense to the species. "While we are hunting for our food for hours and hours, they are creating things tastier than the orginals in seconds!"