The Typical Warrior ABCs (I recommend you to read it if you have not had Warrior education)

First topic message reminder :

The first letter in the Warrior alphabet is a. A is for Aspenfern.

The next letter is z. Sadly, no one has z...

So let's review the Warriors alphabet again. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The End. *Hears loud applause.*

So, if you happen to be looking at this,(or reading) you will know that you have achieved full scholarship in the Warrior alphabet.(ONLY in the Warrior alphabet.)

And just so you know,(this is also part of Warrior education, so listen carefully) well,(or rather read this carefully) I'm NOT spamming. Anyone who thinks I am will receive an automatic 0 in their Warrior report card.

And that is NOT a good idea.

hmph. if you're not spamming, why are you posting such a long line of posts when you could have put everything on one post?

Aspenfern is SPAMMING!

Yeah, you are Aspenfern
If you want to go spam, go to Spam City

I bet she doesn't care.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO.
randomness.

but you know what? there should be smileys of other animals.

...

like cows.

[quote="Shadowstorm"]Aspenfern is SPAMMING! [/quote]
And now you have just received a 0 on every subject of your Warrior report card. You must also go to detention in Warrior school for the whole year. That goes for TawnyPelt and Shadowstorm. And other cats who mention that I'm spamming will receive harsher punishments and have TawnyPelt and Shadowstorm go through the same thing as well.

And Nightfrost.You will receive the same punishments but a little less harsh since you're in RiverClan.

hey! who made YOU the headmaster/mistress/principal/person of warrior school? you're in riverclan! why would I obey you?! if you enter shadowclan just to announce I have detention, you'll be ambushed! held captive! etc.!

I'm a dog. I have no principal or principles!

yay

Aspenfern, you are spamming.

And if you dare to punish me, I wouldn't care that you're going to be my future Clanmate. I'm going to eat you.

I haven't eaten for a few days. Not much prey outside Clan territory.

haha
prey is scarce, especially in leaf bare.

[quote="Cowboy"]Aspenfern, you are spamming.

And if you dare to punish me, I wouldn't care that you're going to be my future Clanmate. I'm going to eat you. [/quote]

I won't punish you just yet. I'll keep an eye on you, and when I have more attack power, you'd better run.

[quote="TawnyPelt"]hey! who made [b]YOU[/b] the headmaster/mistress/principal/person of warrior school? you're in riverclan! why would I obey you?! if you enter shadowclan just to announce I have detention, you'll be ambushed! held captive! etc.![/quote]
Even if I'm ambushed, I'll still make sure that other cats will carry out my orders. And I was the first to make Warrior school, and I don't even have to go to ShadowClan to make you go to detention, because education is first before ambushing people or cats. And so if you try to ambush me, the first thing you know is that your tail and furry bottom will be superglued to the ground.

Oh yeah? How would you know if I'm in detention or not? I have a perfectly good education! Without you! and why do I even have detention? And you wouldn't be able to get any superglue on any of my fur. if you try tat I'll come with one of these.

Aspenfern wrote:

TawnyPelt wrote: hey! who made YOU the headmaster/mistress/principal/person of warrior school? you're in riverclan! why would I obey you?! if you enter shadowclan just to announce I have detention, you'll be ambushed! held captive! etc.!

Even if I'm ambushed, I'll still make sure that other cats will carry out my orders. And I was the first to make Warrior school, and I don't even have to go to ShadowClan to make you go to detention, because education is first before ambushing people or cats. And so if you try to ambush me, the first thing you know is that your tail and furry bottom will be superglued to the ground.

Hey!! No Riverclan cat can tell my best Shadowclan warriors to go to detention! Thats Unconstitutional!! *tackles Aspenfern*

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is c. C is for the 'c' in Iceclover.

I laughed.

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is j. J is for ... no one has a j.

J is for the J in SHadowclan.

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is q. Q is for ... nobody has it...

Once again, its in Shadowclan.

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is x. X is for ... sadly, no one has x...

Another time? ANyone?

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is z. Sadly, no one has z...

Srsly?

Aspenfern wrote:The next letter is i. I is for Ivyshine.

ANd Iceclover!! *cries in corner*

poor icelover. thanks for sticking up for me! yaay!

Yay!! No one can tell Shadowclan what to do!!