spoofy RP

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this is a new kind of rp where we HAVE to be funny and.... well... spoofy. Here goes...

Silverstream sat with her friends eating Chicken legs. "WHY ARE WE EATING CHICKEN LEGS FROM POPEYES INSTEAD OF CATCHING A WHOLE CHICKEN?" Wolfpaw asked. "BECAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY!" Sparrowpelt roared. Silverstream bit into her chicken. "SPICEY CHICKEN! AHHHH GET THIS OUT OF MY MOUTH!" She screamed. She read the lable of the chicken. "WHAT?!?" She cried. "THIS IS THE MILD?!?"

XD add on...

"SKITTLEZ WHERE?" screamed Littlepaw
"APPLEZ FOR EVERYONE!" Applefur said throwing apples at everyone.
All of a sudden a Papasan chair popped out of nowhere near Applefur.
"MINE!" she scramed and jumped in the chair.
"WHO HAS A WIDESCREEN TV AND SOME TACOS?" Rosethorn yelled.

"I WANT STEAK" Silver shouted
"YUMMY POTATO YUMMY" Shadowpaw said
"I think U've gone insane"Huston said
"I'LL TAKE AN ORDER OF FRIES AND A WOLFPAW PLEASE" Rubywing said
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Snowlight said out of nowhere "I HAVE LIGHTED THE TREES ON FIRE"

"WHAT'S UP?" CheeseStar shouted.
"I iz a potato," said a Russian Blue potato. "I will live on! The potato legacy must not be crushed! Potatoes will-"
-squelch-
"What was that?" asked Lusterhaze, clearly refined as she folded a ssatin napkin and sliced her steak. "Bob, please my diamond-studded toothbrush."
"I'm sorreh, miss. Specklepaw ate it," replied Bob.
"WAHHH!" Specklepaw cried. "I've got a toothbrush between by buttocks and diamonds for eyes!!"

O.o
"GIVE ME STEAK OR ELSE" Silver said with a rocket launcher
"MWAHAHAHAHAH-" Snowlight started
"O SHUDDUP" Rubywing said
"GIVE ME MONEY CUZ I WILL STEAL" Shadowpaw threatened

Specklepaw went in a rage, throwing Lusterhaze's steak into the air... Eh, Silver can think of the rest.

Suddenly, beans came into the place and started hula dancing. Then an anvil fell on them and they got canned.
"What is this?" Brightmist asked, dazed. "Why am i seeing every cat in a rainbow wig?"
In truth, only the waiters and such had on rainbow wigs.
"TIME TO GET DOWN AND DANCE!" Specklepaw screamed. "TIME TO STRIP OFF MY OUTERWEAR!"
Specklepaw striped off his head-fur, revealing a shiny bald surface, where Lusterhaze rested her glass of wine.

Blossomheart just stared at the mess. "Ummmm....." ((I know. I pride myself on my ways with words. ))

XD
"STEAK GIVE ME THE STEAK" Silver said as she bounced into the air and grabbed the steak.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Snowlight Screamed
"I WANT MONEY GIMME MONEY" Shadowpaw said

Icekit bounced into the entrance of the camp to see what the commotion was. His eyes grew huge. "RAINSPLASH!!!!!!!" He yowled and scrambled out of the complete mess as Silver sailed past him, gripping a steak and yowling something that he couldn't understand.

"I AM SKITTLESTREAM" screamed Silverstream

"So, how about a class of wine" Some person said.

"I. AM. DELICIOUS!" Screamed the potatoe.

"I'm just like a tootsie roll." Said Duskheart, "Sweet, tastey, and if you have too much... you get a belly ache................... In your head!"

"I NEED MORE STEAK!" Silver yelled as she gobbled the steak in a heartbeat.
((i went to a raffle and got 10 pounds of frozen chicken XD))

Who ate my squirrel flavored fish chicken!

"MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Screemed Skittlez.

"EAT ME NOWWWWWWWWW!" Said the potatoe.

"I'M AM PERFECTLY NORMAL!" The spaceman Shreiked.

"I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!" Shadowpaw shouted

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Wolfpaw.

XD long "no"

XD
"I. AM. YOUR. FACE!" Snowlight screamed

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Wolfpaw again.

"WAFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ" said a person.

"I. AM. WOLFPAW." Rubywing screamed