spoofy RP

this is a new kind of rp where we HAVE to be funny and.... well... spoofy. Here goes...

Silverstream sat with her friends eating Chicken legs. "WHY ARE WE EATING CHICKEN LEGS FROM POPEYES INSTEAD OF CATCHING A WHOLE CHICKEN?" Wolfpaw asked. "BECAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY!" Sparrowpelt roared. Silverstream bit into her chicken. "SPICEY CHICKEN! AHHHH GET THIS OUT OF MY MOUTH!" She screamed. She read the lable of the chicken. "WHAT?!?" She cried. "THIS IS THE MILD?!?"

XD add on...

"OHHHHHH I GOT TOCO BELL U WANT SOME?" Snowlight screamed
"O O I DO I DO" Rubywing screamed
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT NACHOS" Shadowpaw screamed as he stole Silverstream's chicken "YUMMY I LOVE MILD CHICKEN- wait mild? IM ALLERGIC UH-OH" Silver(paw) said as she passed out

"Noooooooooo!" Silverstream cried. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHICKEN?!? I WILL KILL Y---..... did you say tacho bell?"

"YES TACO BELL want a taco? Crunchy or soft?" Rubywing asked
"I GOT KFC" Shadowpaw said as he ran around with mashed potatos and gravy in his mouth

"Tacho bell?" Silverstream repeted. "Tacho bell? Tacho Bell? TaChO bElL? TACHO BELL? TACHO BELL?!? TACHOOOO BELL! TACHO BELL!" (I got tht from spongebob. you know. the guy thats like: "Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?!? CHOCOLATE!")

((XD))
"YES TACO BELL NOW DO U WANT IT OR NOT? " Snowlight asked

"TACHO BELLLLLLL! TACHO BELLLLLLLLL! TACHO BELLLLLLLL!" Silverstream yelled.

Wolfpaw suddenly threw skittles at everyone. "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!" He screamed.

O.o
"NEVER" Silver shrieked
"EAT THE JAWBREAKER" Rubywing screamed as she threw big jawbreakers at everyone
"OR ELSE" she screamed holding a rocket launcher

"TACHO BELL!!!!! TACHO BELLL!!!1 POPEYES!!!!!!! TACHOBELL!" Silverstream shrieked.

"I WILL NOT EAT YOUR JAW BREAKERS UNTIL YOU TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW" Wolfpaw screamed

"I LIKE PIE!" Sparrowpelt cried.

"YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD" Duskheart commented.

"Huston, we have a problem." Said some dude in space.

XD
"I WILL NEVER EAT THE RAINBOW NOW EAT THE DOG OR ELSE" Rubywing shouted
"PIKACHU USE THUNDER-" Ash started
"WHOA Wrong show dummy" Snowlight commented
"CUZ ITS FRIDAY FRID-" Silver started
"EAT THE TACO" Shadowpaw said as he stuffed a taco in Silverstream's mouth

"-Ako beell!!!! Ako beel!!! gat hiss taka ow uh mai mo!" Silverstream screamed through the tacho.

Toklo and Lusa walked in. "Wtf? Your in seekers not warriors!" Duskheart cried.

"We're on a vacation." Toklo growled. "POTATO!" Screamed Lusa. Wolfpaw threw skittles at them. "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW" He screamed.

"I think i am seeing cats on the earth arguing..." The guy in space continued.

Brumbytail and Boomerleap walk in to see the madness going on.

"What are they saying?" Boomer asked his sister.

"Don't know, they're talking too weird and fast for even me to understand."

"Sounds like Rabies-talk to me!"

"Oh no! Should we go tell Honeystar?"

"Probably."

XD
"OMSC" Snowlight said
"WHY IS THE FOREST COMING DOWN ON US?" Rubywing asked
"IDK" Silver screamed
"EWWWWWW THE RAINBOW TASTES LIKE TWOLEGS" Shadowpaw said as he swallowed some skittles

Wolfpaw: "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!" *throws skittles at Boomer and Bumby*

Silverstream: "mph bbhjnjgbfdnmbnfnvbhnsschj"

Some dude in space: "...And they have skittles and jaw breakers and Popeyes and Tocho Bell..."

Huston: ",..... You have some serious problems. I'm checking you into a mental hospital. Is there one in space?"

(i g2g c u tomorrow)

((OK BYE))
"LEMME HAVE SOME FRIES WITH THAT" Shadowpaw said as he went to the McDonald drive through.
"HOW CAN U DRIVE?"Silver asked
"I DONT" Shadowpaw replied.
"I DO" Rocky said

"WHAT"S UP?" Specklepaw popped out of nowhere. "MY PARENTS ARE FAT, I HAVE A WATER BOTTLE IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS, AND MY SOCKS DON'T MATCH!"
"CAN I PLEASE GET A HAPPY MEAL PLOX?" screamed Brightmist.
"HERE'S A RANDOM EXPENSIVE CAR I FOUND IN THE DUMPSTER," gushed CheeseStar from the backgrounds.

HEY WASUO I BROUGHT MORE TACO BELL BECAUSE I SAW YOU RAN OUT ANYONE?

Brightstar magically poofs into existence beside Silverstar. "Just try Buffalo Wings, and it'll make it all better!" ((happy music))

Ripplepaw stared at Specklepaw for one whole minute. Then she screams, "SERIOUSLY?! MINE DON'T MATH EITHER!"

"Did you say Buffalo wings?" Silverstar asked.

Wolfpaw threw potatos at everyone. "TASTE THE FREAKIN POTATO!" He screamed.

"I'D LIKE A TRIPLE CAFF DE CAFF LATTTE WITH EXTRA FOAM!" Duskheart said loudly.

"I'll get what shes getting with a kids meal for my apprentice." Said Sparrowpelt.

"BUFFALO WINGS BUFFALO WINGS BUFFALO WINGS!!!!" Screamed Silverstar.

"I"M SERIOUS!" Cried the dude in space.

"I TASTE LIKE A POTATOO!" Said one of the potatos, Wolfpaw was chucking.

Applefur pops out of no where screaming, "MOM I DONT WANNA....."
awkward silence. "POPTART KITTY TIME!!!" She pulls out poptart kittys and fireworks. "DA ARE ALL MINE!" She throws fireworks in the air. "Yeaaah!!!" she screamed.

I LOVE BUFFALO WINGS GIVE ME GIVE ME.

"BUFFALUU WEEEENNGGGSS! BUFFALUU WEENGSS!" Silverstar Screamed

"IMA FIRING MAH LA-ZA!" Wolfpaw screatched suddenly firing a lazer out of his mouth.

"I"M NOT CRAAZAH!" Said tha dude in space.

"I TASTE YUMMAH!" said the potato.

Iceshadow: ... Ima get a hoagie. Anyone?
Goldenpaw: ... Whats a hoagie?
Iceshadow: Well, it's... with... and... yeah.
Goldenpaw: O.O
Nightfall: Isn't it in the warrior code?
Fleetpaw: No, thats waffles. WAFFLES!

"GIVE ME A LARGE ORDER OF PIZZA" Shadowpaw said
"EAT DA JAWBREAKER BEFORE I GO TO YANKEE CANDYS" Rubywing screamed
"I'll TAKE AN ORDER OF WOLFPAW-SNACKS" Silver said
"GIVE ME SOME NOW" Snowlight screamed

"can I have a Wolfpaw-snack" asked Wolfpaw.

"EAT ME!" screamed the potato.

"I AM CHANGING MY NAME TO SKITTLESTREAM!" Screamed Silverstream.