ThunderClan Hunting Expedition

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We will go off in a hunting expedition! All clans are welcome.

[The expedition has begun in the LaunchPad forum]

How about we invade Twolegs' nests instead?

Oohh yeahh that's a good idea.

So, we go off to invade a Twoleg nest...because...they stole some kits? I dunno.

Anyways...

The cats were assembled near the edge of the forest, close to Windclan's boundaries. "Everybody ready? Everybody remember the plan? Everybody know their position? Everybody-" "Okay, we get it," Tawnypelt grumbled at whoever's peppy voice was streaming out questions. "Here we go. Remember the-" "WE GET IT!"

The gathering of cats separated into their designated groups, circling around the Twoleg nest. "This is gonna be awesome," Tawnypelt whispered to Nightfrost, who slunk on the ground next to her. "Sshhh," someone hissed behind them.

ookkayy, that was just an idea. you don't hafta follow it

Icestar slunk in the shadows, un noticed. If the patrol got into trouble, they would need backup. And as one of the fastest Shadowclan cats (which may or may not be true) she could run and alert the clans at a moments notice. Any moment now....

TawnyPelt wrote:Oohh yeahh that's a good idea.

So, we go off to invade a Twoleg nest...because...they stole some kits? I dunno.

Anyways...

The cats were assembled near the edge of the forest, close to Windclan's boundaries. "Everybody ready? Everybody remember the plan? Everybody know their position? Everybody-" "Okay, we get it," Tawnypelt grumbled at whoever's peppy voice was streaming out questions. "Here we go. Remember the-" "WE GET IT!"

The gathering of cats separated into their designated groups, circling around the Twoleg nest. "This is gonna be awesome," Tawnypelt whispered to Nightfrost, who slunk on the ground next to her. "Sshhh," someone hissed behind them.

"Ready," said Lotusflower, who was WindClan and thus she was fast. "Where's Dragonclaw? His ridiculous attack power should be able to blast open a brick wall and maybe a few doors." "Let's leave without him," screeched Darkfire who was leaping around. "I am 'smexy' - I can handle this." "Shut up," mewed Shadowstorm. Tobi snickered. His ears were keen enough to hear the fart that Darkfire had sprayed in Shadowstorm's face just seconds before.

Hahahahaha Thats hilarious Cats can fart..? Weird...
Nightfrost waved her tail in front of her nose to clear off the stink.

"Everyone ready?" called Brightstar. "ShadowClan?" "Yep." replied Icestar. "WindClan?" "All set!" said Lotusstar. "And ThunderClan?" "No!!! Ahh... Darkfire's stink is messing with our senses..." Sighed Monkeystar. "Blow it off..." sighed Tawnypelt.
The four patrols slunk down the hill and the green-yellow grass covered their pelts. Then they saw it. The giant brick wall of the Twolegs.

ookkaayyy...maybe you should continue it on the actual twoleg nest thing? or we could have 2

well then...

The cats broke off into pairs, making a wide arc around the smelly twoleg nest. Dog droppings and litter caked the scrubby grass, and darkfire's fart smelled like heaven compared to what the cats endured now. the net of cats drew closer and closer...

The plan was that max was going to bust through the wall, as he was easily the largest member of any clan-but max had disappeared *oh no! *

Ew. Dog droppings. EW. DARKFIRE'S FART, HEAVEN?!!??!?!
"Where is Max???" The cats all spun in circles, searching for their large friend. Then, someone called out "Shadowstorm is missing!" They all gasped, and this time, they were very alert and stiff.

There was tension crackling through their pelts. Someone..or something was picking off their strongest warriors one by one. Some cats looked into the sky, incase a flying twoleg was shooting firesticks down at them. Some looked ready to run, or hide. Tawnypelt looked around for the enemy...until a slight flicker of movement on the ground caught her eye. Two bright eyes looked back at her, peering from a flat, scaly head. A fat, winding body curled through the long grass, half hidden by all the litter and trash.

"Snakes!" She gasped. Looking carefully, tons of smooth green snakes were winding through the grass, fangs ready to pierce flesh.

Wow, we really like animals that try to killl us.
okay...
Suddenly, they heard a loud growl and snarl. "Get away from me, you slimey, scaly, excuse for an animal!!!" Shadowstorm! The cats backed away from the snakes, and slowly walked around the snakes. They stared at them, their yellow slits gleaming in the dark shadows. They spotted Shadowstorm and max battling 6 snakes, leaping at them form every side.

--Yepp. Remember how I killed you off so many times? hehe --

"Stay away from the mouths! Hold their heads down with your paws! Then bite it's throat!" Tawnypelt screeched as the slithery animals swarmed around them. Some darted forward, nipping slightly, not enough to cause death.

"Shadowstorm! Calm down! Let them think you're dead! The twoleg stink should hide your scent!"

Shadowstorm stopped struggling and lay down, looking dead. The snakes sniffed him, lost intrest, and headed for the "alive cats". The cats pounced on the snakes, bting necks and slashing heads.

"Heehee. Come and catch me!" Tawnypelt giggled, leaping lightly on her feet as if dancing, while she was actually stomping on limp, mussed up snake heads. "Tawnypelt!" Nightfrost barked. "Stop acting childish!"

--I used you Nightfrost cuz apparenlty you're okay w/ god modding

((But I wasnt there! I was stalking the patrol!))
Icestar jumped out of the shadows and slashed a snakes head off with a flick of her claws. Yowling, she speared a few more and threw them into a bush.

"How many more are there?" Tawnypelt huffed. Some venom had been sprayed on her paws and they started to sting. Most of the snakes were limp, stirring feebly in the grass, or fled, or their heads were nowhere near their actual bodies.

oh no. darkfire's back! ughh!

"Darkfire! Don't eat-DO YOU WANT TO GET POISONED?!" Tawnypelt shrieked.

Darkfire was about to bite into a dead snake. "But I'm hungry!" he complained.
Nightfrost glared at him and he huffed and stepped back from the snake. "Are the snakes gone?" she asked to the other "more responsible" cats.

"I hope so. I don't want to step on their poisonous squishy heads," Tawnypelt grumbled, collapsing on the ground. Then she wrinkled her nose. "Meh. The twoleg trash stinks. And oh, yeah, since I'm not dead yet, the snakes are gone."

Brightstar slid out of the undergrowth. "Snakes?" She tasted the air. "I smell fresh scent," she hissed, just as a gigantic snake, with a wide hood slithered out of the tall grass. It's body was at least as long as a tree and as wide as Tawnypelt's head. (I used you, Tawnypelt, cause in your pic., you have a fluffy head)

Suddenly Darkfire screeched and grabbed the snake. The snake whipped around and slashed at Darkfire with its hideous fangs (at Darkfire's hideo...er excuse me, immature face). Darkfire screamed and flattened on the ground. However, Darkfire was lucky. The snake was so excited that it banged its head against an overhanging tree branch and fainted.

Tawnypelt was still lying on the ground. After the little tussle was over, she cracked open an eye and jumped five feet in the air-the blank glassy eyes of the huge dead snake was right next to her.

She squeaked and scrambled to her paws. (ur ok if i god mod you?) "ACKK. What is that thing???" She gasped. "The mother of all snakes." replied Shadowstorm, in disgust. He split open it's throat with one swift move and kicked the giant snake into a dirt pile. "There," he said, satisfied. "Tell all the apprentices and warriors to stay clear of this area for a while, until we are sure that the snakes are really gone for good." The cats nodded.

"Silly Darkfire," says Cheesefur.

Crystaldance snickers. She had always thought Darkfire was immature.