StarLight

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Name: StarLight

Description: I am a black cat with longhaired fur.Long Fluffy tail. Soft fur. I am an Amazing at hunting for food and catching prey, is a strong swimmer. Have brown chesnut eyes.

Breed and Gender: Siberian Longhaired (Male)

Personality: Sweet, intelligent, loyal and brave.

Clan: Currently a Loner . Adaptable to all but the most extreme environments. Like any where that i can be part of a family.

Mate: None (looking for one)

Fav Food: Likes fish (tuna), birds, water, milk and other types of foods.

Parents: None

Brightstar wrote:If you're a strong swimmer, you should be in RiverClan, not ShadowClan. O.O Maybe you're half-Clan?

or, some ctats have unusual talents. Like, half of the Cats in ThunderClan have WindClan blood. ((I was acually thinking of making Icestar a half-clan cat, but I dont know))

Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf have Windstar's blood. O_o

True. There was one cat, though, that had kits with a WinClan cat and then all her kits had kits and now half of ThunderClan is part WindClan O.O

Hollyleaf: [whispering] "Hey, Jayfearther!"
Jayfeather: "Hmm, what is it?"
Hollyleaf: "I'm gonna pull a prank on Lionblaze."
Jayfeather: "OK, what you gonna do Hollyleaf?"
Hollyleaf: "OK, you ever heard of 'Reverse Psychology'? Like you tell someone it's not their fault, but then they think it's their fault. Huh, well watch this, [whispering] I can totally freak him out!"
[walks up to Lionblaze]
Hollyleaf: "Lionblaze."
Lionblaze: "Hm, hi Hollyleaf! What is it?"
Hollyleaf: "It's not you're fault."
Lionblaze: "What?"
Hollyleaf: "It's not your fault."
Lionblaze: "What are you talking about?"
Hollyleaf: "It's not you're fault!"
Lionblaze: "Huh, What?!"
Hollyleaf: "It's not your fault Lionblaze! It's Not Your Fault!"
Lionblaze: "You're freaking me out Dude!"
Hollyleaf: "It's Not Your Fault!! [whispering to Jayfeather] Come on."
[Jayfeather walks up to Lionblaze opposite of Hollyleaf]
Lionblaze: [talking fast and sounding freaked out] "Jayfeather something's wrong with Hollyleaf!"
Jayfeather: [talking calmly] "It's not your fault."
Lionblaze:"What?"
Jayfeather: "It's not your fault Lionblaze."
Hollyleaf: [also talking calmly] "It's not your fault."
Jayfeather: "It's never been your fault."
Hollyleaf: [whispering] "It's not your fault."
Lionblaze:....[screams , then runs away]!!!
Hollyleaf: "Man we really freaked him out!"
Jayfeather: "I think we over did it."
Hollyleaf: "Did he scream like a girl?!"
Jayfeather: "Huh, yeah! [pulls out a digital camera] This is so going on YouTube."
Hollyleaf: "LOL!"
-Warrior Spoofs

Haha, nice. I found a bunch on the official warriors website, and then they shut that topic down (I didnt even have an acount, haha) Heres a loose version of one:
Tigerstar: Hey, Firestar, do you want an extra life?
Firestar: Hey, aren't you evil?
Tigerstar: Yeah, but dont you want a tenth life?
Firestar: Sure.
Tigerstar: I, the awesome, bestest-leader ever, *more compliments* give you you're tenth life- the ability to fly.
Firestar: Sweet! *jumps off a cliff*
Tigerstar: *evil laughter* Stupid ThunderClan cats...

Haaaa that was so funny.