Welcome To RiverClan's Mansion - Lost In The Mansion RPG

"I am not a fish," Shamu said, apalled by the idea. "I'm a mammal, like you. I breathe oxygen, goodness gracious." His eyes rolled up to attempt to catch sight of Torrentheart on his head. "And," he continued indigently, "I could do a much more impressive trick if this river was deep enough, and I hope you don't want to be soaking wet for the rest of the day!" Nevertheless, he dipped his head a little, giving a sort of bump and a roll so that the Riverclan deputy was tossed into the air.

Before knowing he was going to be tossed, Torrentheart rolled his eyes with a smile on his face. "I'm a RiverClan cat. Water can slide off me like a du-," the deputy was interrupted when he felt the surface beneath him bumping him up like being shot out of a volcano. The sun glinted off the shiny fur of Torrentheart as he scrambled in the air, making him appear to be only a shine-lined shadow in the air. The tom, used to this trick, tried to jerk himself forward more so he landed on the riverbank. Luckily, he did. How awful it would've been if he failed! He landed on his paws and examined all the cats who watched. "Any volunteers?" Torrentheart smiled with a cocky, exaggerated grin. He knew the tour needed to be started soon, but certainly some fun wouldn't be bad just to rile cats up a bit?

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"Oooh, I'll ride Shamu!" She mewed bravely, ignoring Torrentheart's rant about Shamu not being a fish. "How do I get on?" She asked, looking at the RiverClan deputy.



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Torrentheart suppressed a chuckle at the young cat's enthusiasm. He glanced back at Shamu, nodding toward Leopardwing so he knew that she was going to mount him. "Come with me, Leopardwing. Right over here, next to his big fin," Torrentheart instructed. Sitting down with a thud, the tom jerked his tail toward the enormous black fin jutting out of the side of the creature. "Here, put his back paw on his fin here and he'll bump you up. You aren't used to this so you need a little shove. Don't worry, I'll be right after you," he went on. "Shamu, this is Leopardwing. Could you help me help her up?"

Leopardwing boldy walked up to Shamu, following Torry's instructions. Carefully, she balanced on the creature, seeing the black thingy coming out of him. Finally, she was balancing on the creature's back, standing next to Torrentheart. "Now what?" She mewed.

Torrentheart nodded a praise. "What do you want to do? Speak to the Shamu, don't be scared," he purred with a humorous tone. "Try to not to lean too much either. It takes a lot of time to get used to walking on his back." With a sense of relief that Leopardwing appeared to be getting it, Torrentheart bounded forward to support Leopardwing, just to balance her out for a second. He backed away quickly after.

Brightfrost wandered over to the commotion and looked 'Shamu' up and down. Fish like creatures giving tours, and somewhat-friendly dogs enthusiastically greeting cats. RiverClan really was strange. The gray-furred she-cat padded closer fearlessly, her eyes narrowing to stare up into the black-and-white creature's eyes. They were dark and round, reflecting the sun like a smooth black pebble. Does he even have feelings?

She turned her head to eye the RiverClan deputy critically. The tom seemed to be like the care-free kind, the cats who didn't seem to know the definition of 'dignity.'

"I dunno." Leopardwing mewed uncertainly. "What can Shamu do?" She added, carefully balancing on the creature's back. Her eyes gleamed with excitement. "Woah." She said, almost losing her balance for second.

Shamu slid a little bit further up the bank. "I wish you made this place more whale-friendly," he complained. "And hurry everyone up, the sun's making me itch." He twitched again as Torrentheart's tail flicked past, almost brushing his eye. "WATCH IT."

"Leopardwing," Torrentheart called out to the ThunderClan deputy, "grab hold to something." The gray figure bounced up and sat next to the large fin jutting out of the whale's back, glinting brightly in the fresh morning sun. He curled his tail around it, and tried to gesture Leopardwing to do the same. Before she did, Torrentheart caught a glimpse of the silver figure far below him, giving him the eye of disapproval. The tom recognized her instantly and called out. "Tsk tsk Brightfrost. You got your mind a little crooked if you don't remember me." He chuckled loudly, speaking kind of like a pirate promising to come back as he sailed off in the sea.

Brightfrost snorted. "As I expected to see the RiverClan deputy performing tricks on top of a... fish-like mammal," she said. Her slight emphasis on the last word, an echo of what Shamu has said earlier, was slightly mocking. The she-cat padded even closer, until she was just inches away from Shamu's side. "How can you be sure it won't eat you? I can't imagine what kind of obligation is has toward RiverClan." There wasn't anything outright hostile in her tone. Rather, her expression was something of a fierce blankness.

Leopardwing did the same, carefully eyeing her surroundings. The sight of the water made her curiousity spike. It was blue, and cold. The Sun glinted on her pelt, making her lighty damp-ish fur dry.

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Hazelstar, losing her shyness and finally realizing the fun of what she was about to do, she embraced it. Jumping past cautious Cheesestar and Brightfrost, and pushing past Torrentheart, she yowled, "Shamu, Skyclan leader coming for you!" Her hind legs tightened, propelling herself forward and onto the top of the large mammal. She hunkered down, smirking. "I like the view up here," Standing, she takes a proud stance, "It feels like Skyclan's trees, but no branches or thorns." Hazelstar had never been shy of the water, but didn't exactly prefer swimming in it. Being soaked or thrown into it was a different thing though, "Would you mind doing what you did to Torrentheart, but as high as you can?" She asked, a mischievous look entering her eyes and tone, "I mean, if you're capable of it, fish." She glanced back at Leopardwing, "Mind you. You may get thrown." She noted to the Thunderclan she-cat kindly.

Streamstar padded up to Brightfrost. "I can assure you that Shamu wouldn't eat any of us, and won't eat any of you, while you're here for the tour," she meowed. "Right Shamu!" she called over to him. "And if he wanted to eat us, then he would have eaten us already." Streamstar watched Torrentheart and Leopardwing on Shamu.

~Woah......~

Shimmerpaw nodded. "I guess so... me and my brothers were always happy." She choked up at the mention of Chill and Jay who she had been separated from in a freak flood when they escaped BloodClan. "Scourge never liked us," She said. After noticing the whale in the water who had not wanted to be called a fish, Shimmerpaw walked away from Radioactive and walked toward Torrentheart. Shimmerpaw was confused about a fish breathing air, but she decided to go with it. "I though you guys ATE fish, not welcomed them into your Clan?" Shimmerpaw said questioningly. She looked up at the whale and poked him. It was weird. It was like touching a slimy tree. Why would they have this smelly thing in their Clan?

"How do you know I'm not saving you all for sushi later?" Shamu asked, half-joking. He actually was getting hungry. He wriggled a little, and backed deeper into the river, drifting away from the bank. "Well, Hazelstar, if you call me fish, then maybe I am a fish, and fish don't perform tricks." He flicked his tail, sending up a spray of water that reached up as high as a tree.

Shimmerpaw slapped the whale. 'WHAT ARE YOU!!!!!?!?! HOW ARE YOU BREATHING?!?!?!?" She kicked him and waited for the whale to notice her. She paced back and forth, hoping the whale didn't suddenly get hungry and try to eat her. She though, I'm too fluffy to die!! she calmed herself down by taking ten deep breaths, then waited for a reaction from the giant fish.

"Well gee. All of you must be deaf!" Leopardwing purred in amusement. "Didn't you hear Torrentheart's rant about him not being a fish?" She added. "Woah!" She yowled falling into the blue water. "Mmghd!" She attempted to mew underwater.