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Collection of Bright's Fairytales
- Le Terribles:
- Once upon a time... there was four fools, for kits born to destory their Clans with their silliness, laziness, stupidity, and attractiveness. There was Spicekit. Him and his peppers. There was Windykit, him and his love for sleep and sheep. There was Darkkit. Him and his loud voice, screaming nonsense. There was Breezykit. Who was dropped on his head. RiverClan, WindClan, ThunderClan, and MoonClan.
Spicekit was apprenticed to Brightstar, who later adopted him as her son because he had no mother. She often called him a slacker, because he would not, could not, shan't not train. Instead, he would waste the afternoon away searching for the perfect tomato. Brightstar became stressed with the lack of progress and eventually left RiverClan for good, leaving the Clan to crumble. It all started with Spicepaw.
Then there was Windykit, him and his cane. And his abnormal love for all things pertaining to the sea and sleep. Spicepaw influenced him badly, so he thus became lazy and forgot to train as well. He became clumsy and on his journey back from the Graekida, he tripped on a rock and dropped the plants over a cliff, dooming WindClan to the Star Rock's radiation.
Then there was Darkkit. Darkpaw, Darkfire. All the Clans knew his name and voice well. The dawn patrols would all wake at his yowl, imitating a rooster of a sort. He was always loud and annoying, never hesitent to blare his thoughts the way a car horn does. But his alarm clockness failed the day it was needed the most. Darkfire failed to warn Monkeystar of the fire. They were consumed and turned into marshmallows.
Finally, Breezycloud. The worst of the four. He would have turned out a normal, handsome tom had his mother not drop him on his head, but alas, that was not meant to be. He was lazy and cookie crazed, convinced in the existence of blue squirrels and the color blue in general. He became fanatic about Icestar, perhaps because of her blue, blue, bottomless, crystal clear, midnight blue, reflecting blue in its blue blue specks of her bright sky blue eyes. Anyways, Breezycloud drove her insane as well, with his attentions. They ran away into the mountains and were never heard of again. MoonClan broke apart. The story has ended.
The Breezy Lifestyle Storybook
- That Majestic Sea Bass:
- Now we look more into the legend of Breezycloud and Icestar. Much to the contrary of popular belief, Icestar did not leave of her own free will. Breezy hypnotised her with his liquidy aqua, midnight blue, crystal clear, bottomless blue, blue flecks in his bottomless blue eyes that contained every shade of the exact shade of sea bass blue, and kidnapped her. He carted her off to the mountains during the night, killing Rainfeather accidentally in the process. In the diary of his that he wrote in later on, he said that she was saying something about blue squirrels not existing! It was outrageous. Now you may be thinking, cats can't write! Indeed, Breezy convinced a poor wandering child to write his story for him. Let's just hope that the poor soul who was forced to listen to his ramblings is still sane. But I'm getting off topic. Back to the story.
When Icestar came to, she was furiously livid with Breezycloud. He tried to calm and appease her with his natural loveliness and wonderful blue squirrels, but Icestar would not listen. She threatened to go and claw out those magnificent eyes of his! Preposterous! as Breezy later wrote. He could not harm her, nor could he give up his wonderful eyes. Curse the majestic sea bass and the blue gray tom with eyes as yellow as freshly cut tamarin! They formed a compromise. Icestar would not return to MoonClan. But Breezy would be on his own forever in the mountains. Ah, the terrible heartbreak.
Breezycloud wandered moping for several days. His midnight, cerulean, beautiful like freshly cut sapphire blue, blueberry blue, sea liquidy blue, summer sky neon blue eyes had dimmed to the luster of the blue of a pale blue winter sky, the color of a robin's egg, glacial blue (that lacked the iciness). He would not eat the blue squirrels he came across. He could only think of Icestar's lovely shiny fur and the accursed less handsome blue gray tom. Would Icestar had accepted him if he offered to bake her a handsome quiche? Maybe with watermelon slices on the side? A raspberry truffle? Breezycloud refused to pass from the world that still had Icestar without leaving behind his story for the world to see! He tracked down the boy by the name of George Austin Windy Seasheep and forced him to record his life story in a notebook titled in flourishing calligraphy, Breezycloud's Biography. Often, several pages would be devoted to the remembering of his majestic eyes alone.
Breezycloud lived with George for several months. But the mountains and Icestar called to him! The manly queen Windystorm visited him in his dreams, telling him about the whereabouts of Icestar. She was now living with several other cats, one of which was a tom. Unbelievable! Breezy had cried. Unacceptable! Unneeded! Unadvisable! Unallowable! Unannounced! Unappreciated! Unasked! He left for the mountains as fast as he could. Fearing for the loneliness of George, he promptly kidnapped a little black kitten called Casper and left him in George's care. It was believed that Casper always had a fondness for hiding after this. At any rate, Breezy disappeared into the wilderness. No known accounts of his life have been found. Yet.
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Les Terribles Review...
I approve.
BreezyXIcey (known as Breecey to some...) is truly a wondrous a magical ship, sure to satisfy fans of the classic 'boy meets girl' or 'romeo and juliet' style love stories. The story is funny with few mistakes and the ending sums up the story beautifully, but may I ask, is this historically accurate? Did you meet up with these characters in person? Did you interview them or get this information from a reliable source? I happen to be very close to that handsome Windy fellow and I can tell you that he hates everything to do with the sea. During the Graekida period, you forgot to mention that Windystorm (then Windypaw) sacrificed himself nobly to save his clan. He grew extra limbs, but everyone was radiated anyway. Also, I've heard the ballad of Breezycloud many times over when I was a young seasheep and I can tell you that you do not have nearly enough blues to describe the magnificence that is Breezycloud. I believe these are the true colors of his glorious oculars.
Such magnificent eyes. Just for kicks, here are Breezy's finest moments:
Pretty much every moment of love and sea bass. Is it not a tragic love story of acceptance and passion?!
I highly recommend checking out the entire Moonclan novel. Breezycloud should appear on chaper 2 or so and fades away at around chapter 6. Look out for the upcoming sitcom and biography, written by Breezycloud himself! The Ballad Of Breezycloud is also quite sea-bass-worthy.
As much as i'd like to continue talking about this attractive tom, I must move on to other (less attractive) characters.
Spicepaw's voice and personality, for example, are not mentioned much. For shame. You must speak to him, so that he may look into your handsome eyes and reveal the truth!
I rate this story, Les Terribles, by Light Bulb (Brighty, Brightybulb) Q. Starshine, 9 out of 10 •'s. It will now be mentioned in my Relationship Chart.
Also, by the power vested in me, Confused Queen of England, Windclan's Storm, and Dustbunny Overlord, I nominate this book for the Dragon's Claw Award, the WCF Worldwide Book Award, and the Spiceface's Mexican Youth Literature Award. (May he rest in pieces...)
~ Windy "Chester" Storm of Windclan
BreezyXIcey (known as Breecey to some...) is truly a wondrous a magical ship, sure to satisfy fans of the classic 'boy meets girl' or 'romeo and juliet' style love stories. The story is funny with few mistakes and the ending sums up the story beautifully, but may I ask, is this historically accurate? Did you meet up with these characters in person? Did you interview them or get this information from a reliable source? I happen to be very close to that handsome Windy fellow and I can tell you that he hates everything to do with the sea. During the Graekida period, you forgot to mention that Windystorm (then Windypaw) sacrificed himself nobly to save his clan. He grew extra limbs, but everyone was radiated anyway. Also, I've heard the ballad of Breezycloud many times over when I was a young seasheep and I can tell you that you do not have nearly enough blues to describe the magnificence that is Breezycloud. I believe these are the true colors of his glorious oculars.
- Spoiler:
- Breezycloud wrote:
Roguish sea-blue
Deep, dark blue
Watery-blue liquid-colored
Blue eyes as blue as the most artificial twoleg pond, clear as puddles of melted sapphire extracted from the pits of beautiful caves by handsome twolegs, then scorched by the flames of love and poured into the eye sockets of the attractiveness that Breezy was.
Handsome, night sky-colored, midnight-colored, mysterious dark blue, ocean-colored, brilliant blueBreezycloud wrote:"The handsome tom's beautifully blue eyes narrowed slightly and he stopped, taking in deep, dramatic breaths, like a powerful, majestic sea bass after being slapped out of the clear liquid rivers of Riverclan territory by a less attractive, solid grey blue-colored tom with piercing eyes, yellow like the highest quality tamarin."Breezycloud wrote:
Magnificent, charming, crystal-clear, dark blue
Striking, drink-blue
Stupendous blue
"The tom's blue eyes seemed to light up in an insanely attractive flash of blue light, like the light of the purest blue crystal being reflected in the clear waters of the running stream of pure love and attractiveness."
Midnight blue sea bass-colored eyes shining with the light of pure love and river water.
Such magnificent eyes. Just for kicks, here are Breezy's finest moments:
- Spoiler:
- Breezycloud wrote:
Breezycloud smirked cockily, his snow-white fangs glistening like a bright star in the sky beside the bright moon. A dark night sky full of bright star-moon."Yes, my lovely." He purred, unceremoniously whacking the others with a paw one at a time. "Wake up you Windclan-hugger lovers!" Breezy growled, spitting and bristling attractively at the very mention of those Windclanners, his arch-enemy, the bane of his existence! "Kill them all!" He croaked before whirling around to face Icestar, his fur ruffled handsomely like the most attractive of young, attractive rogues. "I have woken up these lazy balls of dough, Icestar!" Breezycloud purred, a laid-back smile on his face and a heroic, especially charming look in his roguish sea-blue eyes. The deep, dark blue of his eyes took in Icestar again and he dipped his head, flicking his tail. "I will catch the biggest fish you've ever seen, just for you!" He meowed, "No need to thank me! Maybe afterwards I can get into the dough supply and bake you a lovely quiche?"
Breezycloud smiled, showing off his attractive incisors. They, too, shined in the bright, shimmering light of the clearing. His body seemed to glow, a graceful air around him as he stood, chest puffed out, and nodded. "You must like blue..." He winked at her, smirking, then quickly winked with his other eye. "Better yet, i'll catch you a blue squirrel!" Breezycloud purred very handsomely, his watery-blue liquid-colored eyes fixed onto Icestar's less attractive oculars. Such a rare prey will surely win her heart! "I will incorporate it in my quiche!" He meowed in a delighted, irresistibly handsome way.
And so, overcome by sheer passion, Breezycloud embarked on his handsome quest to kill the mythical blue squirrel and bring it back to Icestar, whose heart will surely ache less attractively at the thought of Breezy being so far. He was so full of love and determination that Breezy forgot the rest of the patrol.
Breezy ran through the territory, a charming spring in his handsome step, in such happiness that he almost ran into a tree. But he handsomely didn't. Instead, handsomely and with all the power of a love-struck mammal, he ran up a tree, his long, shiny, handsomely-shaped talons giving him the ultimate love-hold on it as he went. Suddenly, he spotted a flash of grey and turned, clamping his powerful and attractive jaws onto the frail body of a fat, overweight, attractive squirrel. Then, gracefully, he let himself drop to the floor in a loud and charming heap. Icestar would love him at last.
His fur was ruffled, handsome, accessorized with various leaves in just the right places, and just the right length and fluffyness essential for cuddling.
"I've caught you a squirrel, love." He meowed, smiling at icestar handsomely. His blue eyes were blue as the most artificial twoleg pond, clear as puddles of melted sapphire extracted from the pits of beautiful caves by handsome twolegs, then scorched by the flames of love and poured into the eye sockets of the attractiveness that Breezy was. "It isn't blue, though." He meowed in a beart reakingly attractive, newly-acquired, mexican accent. "No! I will right this wrong!" He roared, dramatically flinging the squirrel into the blue depths of Icestar's water. His muscles rippled with handsomeness. Breezycloud then dove into the water and started flailing, starting to drown. "I am not worthy!"
"Icestar, how can you spare me?" Breezy gasped, his meow charmingly weak. "How, when I humiliated you in public?" The handsome tom's beautifully blue eyes narrowed slightly and he stopped, taking in deep, dramatic breaths, like a powerful, majestic sea bass after being slapped out of the clear liquid rivers of Riverclan territory by a less attractive, solid grey blue-colored tom with piercing eyes, yellow like the highest quality tamarin. "Could it be... that you truly, attractively, lovingly care for me?" Breezycloud rasped, his eyes softening. "Look into my handsome, dark blue, roguish, loving eyes, Icestar, and reveal the truth!"
Breezy rolled around handsomely in the puddle dramatically, wallowing, literally, in passionate self-pity. "Why?!" He cried to the heavens in his attractive, charming accent, "Do I not deserve love?!" Breezycloud's striking, drink-blue eyes set on Oatclaw, who was springing right to Icestar's side. That fiend! He is making moves on my lovely icestar! One with such a robust and giant figure should never approach! He thought, attractively outraged. With this, he flailed in the handsome pity pool even more.
Breezycloud pushed his limbs upward in one last, attractive, dramatic act of loving handsomeness before falling limp into the puddle of loving sea bass pity wallowing.
"You are a strong, independent she-cat who don't need no tom."Breezy then scrambled away. "...And I will always love you!"
The stupendous blue eyes that he called handsomely his own were shut as he ran dramatically. This did not end well, for he crashed into the nursery. He stopped for a while in attractive silence, looking around. Kits were gathered around him, wide-eyed, and a queen was giving him a weird look. One she-cat though, shot him an attractive glance. "These could be our kits!" Breezy finally called charmingly, holding an attractive kit attractively close for comfort. "Shh..."
"My love! You've come back for me!" Breezy purred, happily allowing his handsome figure to be dragged away. She's touching me! That's a sign of closeness!
Pretty much every moment of love and sea bass. Is it not a tragic love story of acceptance and passion?!
I highly recommend checking out the entire Moonclan novel. Breezycloud should appear on chaper 2 or so and fades away at around chapter 6. Look out for the upcoming sitcom and biography, written by Breezycloud himself! The Ballad Of Breezycloud is also quite sea-bass-worthy.
As much as i'd like to continue talking about this attractive tom, I must move on to other (less attractive) characters.
Spicepaw's voice and personality, for example, are not mentioned much. For shame. You must speak to him, so that he may look into your handsome eyes and reveal the truth!
I rate this story, Les Terribles, by Light Bulb (Brighty, Brightybulb) Q. Starshine, 9 out of 10 •'s. It will now be mentioned in my Relationship Chart.
Also, by the power vested in me, Confused Queen of England, Windclan's Storm, and Dustbunny Overlord, I nominate this book for the Dragon's Claw Award, the WCF Worldwide Book Award, and the Spiceface's Mexican Youth Literature Award. (May he rest in pieces...)
~ Windy "Chester" Storm of Windclan
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
I ship it.
I SHIP IT
Breecey's where it's at, Bro!
This is a glorious monsterpiece 8D
I SHIP IT
Breecey's where it's at, Bro!
This is a glorious monsterpiece 8D
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
There is one flaw though. MoonClan wouldn't fall apart. Either (A) Stormheart would kill Breezycloud (B) Rainfeather would become leader (C) Stormheart would kill Breezycloud (D) Oh yeah, did I mention that Stormheart would kill Breezycloud?
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Hey, you actually used my title suggestions
Yaaaaay Les Terribles is an awesome story. I will ship almost anything D:< I quite like Darkfire's story. It's the best.
You fab girl, write some more >:O
Yaaaaay Les Terribles is an awesome story. I will ship almost anything D:< I quite like Darkfire's story. It's the best.
You fab girl, write some more >:O
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Why thank you for the supportive reviews. C:
'The Breezy Lifestyle Storybook' has been released! R&R! :DD
'The Breezy Lifestyle Storybook' has been released! R&R! :DD
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
awesome story xD Breezy, that crooked cat keep up dem fab descriptions.
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Covers added. :3 Cheese Points added too at the bottom. I'll post another story soon!
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Haha these were literally the funniest things I have ever seen. I want more!! Haha I never heard the BreezyxIcestar story before. I give it the ShadowClan stamp of approval
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
The Spiceface's Mexican Youth Literature Award
Oh windy
you witty little british man
Brighty, i'll be waiting
Oh windy
you witty little british man
Brighty, i'll be waiting
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
I updated the covers. .u. Idk why
And thanks Iceyy :DD
I shall write more.
Soon.
Sometime .
Someday.
And thanks Iceyy :DD
I shall write more.
Soon.
Sometime .
Someday.
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Soon.
Hopefully.
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Hopefully.
Very Good! I award you the Sunbeam award for fine literature!
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
+500 manliness literature points
and the ObNOXEious Award For Random Humorous Objects
The banners are cool and the stories are funnyyy Keep writing or else.
and the ObNOXEious Award For Random Humorous Objects
The banners are cool and the stories are funnyyy Keep writing or else.
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Gasp, puns. And yay, more awards. c:
Actually guys, give me some ideas to write on. .u. Like another Ship It story or a continuation on Breezyface.
Actually guys, give me some ideas to write on. .u. Like another Ship It story or a continuation on Breezyface.
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Re: Collection of Bright's Fairytales
Ooh write about Windy's kids with Hazelstar hahahaha
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