All spam goes here.

Question: How do you spell cat?
Answer from little kid:...
Question: How do you spell dog?
Answer from little kid:...
Question: How do you spell car?
Answer from little kid:...
Question: How do you spell Wii?
Answer from little kid:W-I-I!
Questioner: ...

Another time...
Little kid: How do you grow tall?
Answer: You eat healthy food.
Little kid: What type of healthy food?
Answer: Apples and other vegetables.
Some time later...
Little kid: I don't want to sleep!
Adult: If you sleep, you grow tall, and you don't want to be short.
Little kid: But you said that if I eat apples, I'll grow tall, so I'm tall already and I don't need to sleep to grow tall!
Adult: ...

These are modified from true stories.

Oh wow.
Silverstream: yur weird
Aspenfern: ...... IMA FIRIN' MEH LAZAH! *Fires a lazer at silverstream*
Silverstream: .............. X_X