Fortune Cookies! :D

Just an idea, and I've learned that when I spontaneously generate ideas, they don't always work. Anyways, LET'S TRY THIS!
So you know those little strips of paper in fortune cookies? Well on this topic you make them! The fortunes can be Warriors related, or anything random and funny! You can even include a "Learn Chinese" if you want, or learn any other language.

The template:
Audience:
Fortune:

So for example...

A Warriors fortune
Audience: Crowfeather
Fortune: You will fall in love with three different cats :O

A random fortune
Audience: Anyone
Fortune: HELP HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS FACTORY!!!

Enjoy creating and reading these!

AUDIENCE: Yo Gabba Gabba Dude
FORTUNE: You will become a dude with orange hair on a little kid show, then you will be hated by many parents. :3

Audience: Barney the Dinosaur (before his show)
Fortune: You will soon scare many little kids by talking and singing. You will also hated by parents.

Audience: Anyone
Fortune: Ignore all previous fortunes.

AUDIENCE: Maplestream
FORTUNE: Ignore your most recent fortune.

Lol
Audience: Icee
Fortune: NEVER TRUST A FORTUNE COOKIE

Audience: The iCarly pear-pod thingy - before airing it -
Fortune: You will copy a big company, then make a viral video about it not being rude

Audience: Everyone
Fortune: 你会喜欢iceclaw

its chinese but the last word is my name! HAHA!

NEWHHHHH!!! ICECLAW YOU DICTATOR! jk!
(did not use Google Translate cuz I'm just awesomely Asian like that! )

Audience: Iceclaw
Fortune: 你会被Maplestream吃掉 (Haha! Revenge! )

Audience: The average citizen.
Fortune: Run.

HAHA BLEH WHO SAYS YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM ME MAPLE

Audience: Maplestream
Fortune: 你会变成一只狗

AUDIENCE: Iceclaw and Maplestream

FORTUNE: You will use English in your next fortune.

Audience: Everyone
Fortune: HONEYSTAR LOGGED OFF!

That's not exactly a fortune but okayz...
Audience: anyone
Fortune: Look behind you... Nobody there? Well you're wrong... Because one day ou will find a stalker...

But Iceclaw, I don't want to be a dog! D:
Lol Icee you can always use Google Translate For those of you who were too lazy, Iceclaw made everyone like her, then I ate Iceclaw, then she turned me into a dog XD

Hmph.

Audience: Icee
Fortune: You will fall in love with Maplestream

Audience: Maplestream
Fortune: You will fall in love with Honeystar


TAKE THAT

Lol, but no... O.O

Audience: Thistleclaw
Fortune: DIE! DIE! TAKE THAT YOU TRAITOR!!!

AUDIENCE: Iceclaw
FORTUNE: You shall fall in love with a hobo, err.. no.. ya already did! You shan't fall in love again. >.>

Audience: Pinepaw (aka Pinestar from Bluestar's prophecy)
Fortune: YOU WILL BE A STUPID LEADER/KITTYPET.

Audience: ThunderClan
Fortune: Your greatest leader shall be a kittypet O.O :O

Audience: Maplestream
Fortune: Be prepared for bad luck

Audience: Maplestream
Fortune: Someone is looking at you....

Audience: Maplestream
Fortune: You will have a close encounter with an alien.

Why meeeeeeee? >.<
Audience: Phoenixwing
Fortune: Beware your stalker team - Pandamouse and a certain vegetable...

Learn Chinese! 大便 - da bian - feces XD

Audience: The Clans
Fortune: You will be terrorized by IceClan's warrior, Pain.

LOL, best one yet. By FAR.

AUDIENCE: My mom
FORTUNE: You will annoy your kids.

LOL Icee that should be ALL moms
Remember everyone, you can also do fortunes for the actual characters in the series!

Audience: Mistystar
Fortune: Brightshadow will replace you as leader. [:<