Twoleg Nest

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So, we go trash a Twoleg Nest.

Er, because:

a) They stole a kit
b) They poisoned our food sources, like the river or the trees, etc.
c) They're cutting down trees
or
d) Cuz we feel like it.

So...yeah. Continue

~WHAT?~

hey hey, we're supposed to be TRASHING a two leg nest, not chatting like we're drinking tea at a cafe.

Let's go and steal some Hummers!

~Um...It would be great if you had somehow snuck onto the monster and shredded the twoleg driver's face off and started driving. If only we knew how to drive...~

"Let's try where we found Ripplekit," Tawnypelt replied, and they picked over the cold, slippery floor towards the dark room where the frightened kit had been hiding.

(hi ozone! you're in thunderclan! there are lots more cats in there now...hi! )
~you know if cats could drive i think there would be a lot less people around....~
Cheesefur followed Tawnypelt...She didn't know where the cats had found Ripplekit. The floor was amazingly clean and smelled of strange lemons. The cats climbed up onto a higher level of floor to where a small bed of mystery fur was. There were many strange figures that Cheesefur was tempted to scratch.

Cheesefur wandered over the what seemed to be a bank of white propped up by four solid, rectangular pieces of wood. Tawnypelt stuck her head into an open slit in the wall, then heard loud scratching noises.

"Cheesefur! We're supposed to be in stealth mode! Don't scratch anything!" Tawnypelt warned. "I wasn't me," Cheesefur replied doubtfully. "Huh?" Tawnypelt turned around.

Silverstream snored loudly.

Lotus-star knods at Ozone enthusiastically

"I'll get the car keys"

~Hi, Lotus-star!~

Tawnypelt turned from the Twoleg stuff, and peeked out of the everlasting ice-stuff that covered the openings of the Twoleg nest to see Ozone and Lotus-star discussing Twoleg cars.

"It would be a better idea if they attack the Twolegs IN the car first," Tawnypelt called down.

Silverstream sat down.

~ hey what if ozone and lotus could drive them out with cars? just a thought~
The air was thick and heavy. Suddenly, there was a loud BAM! and cool air began to shoot up from the floor.

"Gaahh! What in Starclan?" Tawnypelt exclaimed as cool air swarmed around her.

"Why are kits so curious?" She yelped afterwards, after prodding her paw on some sharp, twoleggy thing. "We're never going to find that last kit now," she muttered.

Suddenly there was a frightened yelp from somewhere to their left. Cheesefur and Tawnypelt spun around only to see a sloping entrance to a dark and cold place (hehe the basement.).

Silverstream (Who was not feeling included) started crawling twords the deap dark hole. "I-is the kit... here?" She mewed nervusly.

Suddenly a bloodcurdling scream erupts from the hole. Crystaldance puts on ShadowClan's exclusive night vision goggles and finds a Twoleg sitting and peering a bright screen. There is a Twoleg in the screen. {GASP!}

Tawnypelt was startled to find that Silverstream and Crystaldance suddenly appeared into the Twoleg nest, but hey, that's what Shadowclan cats do!

Tawnypelt stared at the box with a Twoleg in it. It looked scared, with another Twoleg pointing a shiny firestick at the frightened Twoleg. They didn't seem to notice the cats. Then she noticed a small blob next to the box of Twolegs-a blob that looked suspiciously furry with a tail and ears...

"The kit!" Silverstream hissed quietly.
"Let's sneak up," Tawnypelt suggested.
Together, the four cats slinked past a raised platform with four legs and some hard fake food.
"That cheese should've been real.."Cheesefur sighed.

"And the banana. -- WAIT!" She cried. One of the Twolegs droped it's firestick. The flaims headed towords the 4 cats and kit.

~Um, it's a television, Silverstream.~

The flames seemed to rush towards the cats...but it stopped. It was as if they were trapped in the box. "Ha!" Tawnypelt cried triumphantly at the Twolegs in the box who seemed to be in great pain. But her "Ha!" also made the kit turn around.

"Fleetkit!" Some Windclan cat who came with them cried. Tawnypelt, meanwhile, wandered over to the box and tapped it with her claws. "They ARE trapped inside," she announced gleefully.

~Wait a minute, I just noticed this so don't count it as spam-Cheesefur, where'd your attack power and warrior info go??~~

i know. i saw that before. i dunno. doesn't it come when you join? or do you have to like set it yourself or something?
anyways...

Fleetkit ran to the Windclan warrior and they started to make their way back. Cheesefur hesitated.
"Aren't you coming?" Silverstream asked.
"I was wondering if they had any cheese," Cheesefur mewed truthfully.

"Why not," Tawnypelt mewed cheerfully. The Windclan cat looked at them doubtfully. "You can take the kit to safety," she told him/her, and he/she padded quickly outside with the little kit dangling from it's jaws.

"Let's look for some cheese," Tawnypelt told Cheesefur. "And...possibly a scratching post," she added. The Twoleg nest was full of scratchable things to ruin.

Silverstream followed for the search of cheese and stuff to ruin.

Silverstream ended up scratching a soft leathery thing with feather-stuffed packets. Feathers flew everywhere. Tawnypelt soaked in some warm water from a shiny metal hole that had a silver spout. Cheesefur found a stack of aged cheeses. She took some with her and ate some too.

"I'M BACK!!!" yelled Nightfrost, jumping in. "Whats up???" No. i'm joking. Wow, it takes me 5 mins to read all this...
Okay, whats next?
please put me in something. I'm so lost...