Craziest story ever!!

So I thought of the craziest story ever!!!

Leafkit: I'm gonna be a medison cat. Im gonna get leaves and put them on cats. and then someones gonna get heart and ill be all "ILL SAVE YOU, KITTY!"

Squirrelkit: Boooooring! I'm gonna be a warrior. Im gonna fight stuff for a living.

NEXT DAY:

Squirrelpaw: Ill get the fox!

She drives a fox into the street and it gets hit by a monster but it lives so Squirrelpaw comes out and kills it. Then she gets hit by a monster but she invincible so she lives. And then a twoleg named Hannah comes out.

Hannah: HERES A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!!

Hannah throws a bomb at the cat. but Squirrelpaw is invinsable so she lives. Another Twoleg named Tallyn comes out with a chainsaw and shreds the cat but again shes invincable so she lives.

Tallyn: HERES A HANUKA PRESENT cause some people are jewish so...

Tallyn throws a pumpkin but the invincible cat lives. Then Justin beiber poppes out and starts singing.

JB: BABY BABY BABY OHH!

then everyone dies cause i think JBs voice is high pitched and annoying.

THE END!

Wow. hahaha/ I don't like JB either. He's really STRANGE

I suppose he is. But then again...I'm rather strange myself. o_O But it's so irritating that he's on every single magazine cover-every single time. Except for National Geographic, so it ends up as the only magazine I read.

Weirdly, my voice can't go low without getting all raspy and warped. My voice can't go high without cracking. So, ah, don't ever ask me to sing.

LOL [Schwarzenegger accent] "Justin Beaver must be Elimated!" :cyborg: I'm probably one of the few people on this forum who lives closest to Stratford [hometown of you-know-who].

O_O I hope you don't meet him!

Probably won't [it's not like he's in Stratford now anyways]. Besides, I'm the closest [45 minute-1hour drive maybe], but not that close.

Honeystar wrote:LOL [Schwarzenegger accent] "Justin Beaver must be Elimated!" :cyborg: I'm probably one of the few people on this forum who lives closest to Stratford [hometown of you-know-who].

[Schwarzenegger voice]
"Justin Beaver must be Elimated. GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!"

(same voice) "bring da ham!" i dunno i just imagined someone saying that.


i agree with Hazeldust on the fact that it's so irritating to see him everywhere. (but then again, what's NOT irritating these days? ) he's not exactly the "hit" star anymore though....

out of the blue, what's with all these random topics?

That was great but why did you have to use my name and not yours.No my name is not larry it is the other twoleg.

Hahaha, I like your story. JB's voice might actually do that. ^-^

Dreamdust wrote:That was great but why did you have to use my name and not yours.No my name is not larry it is the other twoleg.

Srryi like the name Larry. I'll edit it.

Honeystar wrote:Probably won't [it's not like he's in Stratford now anyways]. Besides, I'm the closest [45 minute-1hour drive maybe], but not that close.

lol HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED THE SECOND.

Best.Story.Ever! You should look into getting a major in this. ALL the facts are so....right...and it's soo...awesome. It's 20% cooler to be exact. :33

..... Wow. I was expecting a 'cool' or 'i like it.' Not an EPICLY AWESOME COMMENT!!! THANK YOU!!!!! lol i want to post this picture:

:33 << That dude.....is...20 purrcent cooler! XDD I'm overusing that....oh well. Haters gonna hate, am I right?

:33 << Staying on-topic though, that story is awesomefullnessishmesskishfishness....ish. XDD Whatever that may mean...

lol..... Thanks. I like witing awesomefullnessishmesskishfishness stories.

Umm...strange picture...huh?

lol. randomness. Its Superhellokittyman

JB is ungly, soundeath,ugly,bad singer,ugly,has no sense of faishon,ugly,stolemy hairstlye, and.. Did I say UGLY!>!>!>! YESH I DID! I rest my case.

Hahaha, what is SOO bad about him anyway?

:33 <<Though, after reading this story, I respect you Silverstar. *Gives you some of my respect.* Take good care of it. XDD

*Gives most of my respect to Silverstar* I am really liking this site cause of you SIlverstar!

Hahaha, Silverstar is the comedian around here. ^-^

I'm a Canadian, and having JB a Canadian brings great shame. Having him 'close' to home, and from the town of the 'Shakespeare Festival' brings Greater shame! Did you know he got famous just by YouTube-ing himself??!!! I could do a better performance than him [I think].

:33 << I always had that feeling I'd like you. This story and your post's just confurmed it. XDD