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Post by Moonsong on June 1st 2015, 08:43

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There are some nights I hold
To every note I ever wrote
Some nights I say, "F*** it all."
Stare at the calendar

Waiting for catastrophes
Imagining they'd scare me
Into changing whatever
It is I am changing into

And you have every right to be scared

'Cause there are some nights I hold you close
Pushing you to hold
Or begging you to lock me up
Never let me see the world

Some nights I live in horror of
The people on the radio
Tea parties and Twitter
I've never been so bitter

And you
Why you wanna stay?
Oh my God!
Have you listened to me lately! Lately!
I've been going crazy (so crazy)

And you
Why you wanna stay?
Oh my God!
Have you listened to me lately! Lately!
I've been f***ing crazy

There are some nights I wait
For someone to save us
But I never look inward
Try not to look upward

And some nights I pray
A sign is gonna come to me
But usually
I'm just trying to get some sleep


Fandom interpretations of characters often mutilate them, all in the name of love and fanworks. In a parallel world to the site, all of our main cat character's traits are taken to extremes and they have access to internet and anachronistic electronics. What will they do in the name of crack humor and fun?


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[Username]
[Name]
[Clan]
[Rank]
[Personality]
[Appearance]
[Quirks]
[Typing Style]

my character:

[Username] Moonsong
[Name] Moonsong (Moonie)
[Clan] ShadowClan
[Rank] senior warrior
[Personality] dreamy, selfish, sorta creepy
[Appearance] silver tabby with black spots, blue eyes hazed over with dreams, shaky from nerves and not eating, accompanied by a teddy bear
[Quirks] always carries a beaten up teddy bear covered in stitches to hold in the stuffing from all the claw marks, ships her friends (OTP is her and Ghostheart), spends all of her time writing and planning fanfics, sings under her breath horribly, watches the stars for inspiration instead of sleeping
[Typing Style] informal and shortened, increasingly harder to read the stronger her emotions get- only time she spells correctly is when she's writing

Moonie's stuff:

ive been going crazy story:
Moonsong only has so much patience, and it’s been sadly frayed by the trials and tribulations of her so called ‘friends’. Why did she expect them to be her friends, anyway, when only two of them are members of her Clan? Roguestar is the closest to a ‘friend’, but even she isn’t answering. The only one who deserves to live is her mate, and him only because somewhere in her cold, black heart she has love for him.

Dragging her claws along the screen of her computer with a shriek of glass, the screen begins to split apart, turning into a swirling vortex that pulls her through and to the den of the second one she added to the chat- Redstar. Her leader won’t even talk to her online (probably because of her atrocious grammar) and she’ll make her regret it.

Redstar is hunched over her computer, tapping away and growling once in a while as she fights enemies. Well now she has to fight one IRL- Moonsong, as she launched herself at Redstar, slamming her computer shut and locking her teeth onto her dark scruff, shaking her back and forth until her neck snaps with a noise like a gunshot.

The next to go is Roguestar, that fool who is an enemy of the Clan and Moonsong both, having committed too many crimes to live. She crawls back through the portal and ends up the the ThunderClan forest, teeth covered in Redstar’s blood as she springs at Roguestar, killing her easily and licking the blood from her muzzle with a purr.

Her next stop is in the RiverClan camp, jumping out of Blackstone’s computer and shredding him with her claws, dripping the blood all over his keyboard. It’s not like he’ll need it anymore, right? Anyway, now she only has one left to dispose of, and that poor fool is an apprentice, no threat at all.

Crimsonpaw goes down under her claws within a second, and she stands there, panting, before clambering back through the portal and tackling her mate to the ground, touching her bloody nose to his and greeting him with a purr and a lick to his muzzle. “Help me get cleaned up?”

“Of course.”

The End~ for now…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Moonsong should really learn some self-control, honestly. She’d been so mad when she killed all her former friends, but now she’s been made deputy, Lightclaw is leader, and deputies hardly have any time to write their own fics. Not to mention, she’s sort of lonely (though she wouldn’t admit it). There’s only one thing to do as a solution- necromancy.

Ghostheart will help her, of course, as the loyal mate he is, helping her gather up the bodies, the black candles, and the other supplies of herbs and fresh kit blood, used in only the darkest magic. She paints the blood into patterns, surrounding each body in a pentagram and setting the herbs to burning, filling the room with sweet smoke that obscures the bodies, scent of blood, and her mate, waiting behind her with the knife. She takes it from him, holding it in her tail, and slices her paw open, dripping 6 drops of blood onto each pentagram, one for each point and one above the corpse’s hearts.

Now that the preparations are complete, she allows herself an evil laugh, rubbing her paws together and smearing blood over her silvery fur, marring the beauty of her coat as her eyes shine with madness, pupils sucking in light like black holes, dilated and covering the blue of her irises completely. The pentagrams reflect in her eyes, and she begins to chant in Latin:

“Invoco te, manes. Invoco te post terra, invoco te animos. Ave, in nomen mortuum. Venite! Venite! Venite!”

The blank, dead eyes of the corpses begin to glow, and they lift into the air, flopping like rag dolls in the grip of something unknown and unseen, at least until they all jolt as one, stiffening then relaxing, dropping to the ground like dead fish and flopping once or twice. Their eyes stay white and blank, but their bodies move, pushing against the invisible walls surrounding each pentagram. A series of groans and grunts can be heard, along with the constant low call for “Brainzzzzz.”

Moonsong snaps (how does she even do that with a paw?) and their heads turn to her, their master, all sound and motion stopping. Behind her, Ghostheart is laughing into a paw, as she gestures and the zambies dip their heads into a bow, all saying at the same time, “Masterrrr.”

“Good cats. Now, let’s kill everyone.”

To be continued….

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cue evil laughter, as Moonsong plots the first steps of her current evil plan. Normally they fail, or she doesn’t have the courage to go through with them outside of dreams, but this one? Is going to be perfect. Now that she has a group of minions (much better than friends, they can’t mouth off or even say much besides ‘Master’ and ‘Brainz’ and she is so glad she killed them, they had deserved it and now she is all-powerful) she can do anything her twisted little mind can imagine, and wow, can she imagine.

At her side is her consort, the trophy male of the newly christened Dark Lady, a.k.a her. Yeah, she loves that title, and she will be the next Voldemort, only she won’t be defeated. She’s too smart for that. She knows better than to let deux ex machinas exist, and StarClan wouldn’t prophesize against her when she meditates on them every night, would they? That would be rude, and crude, and all around socially unacceptable. No, she’ll be just fine, and no one can stop her.

Every cat who falls beneath her zambies is infected and joins their ranks, and her army just keeps growing. Ghostheart is her consort, leader of her army, and all around best mate any queen could ask for, and she didn’t even have to ask for him. He just fell straight into her lap, or she fell into his. He should be thankful, honestly.

But back to the main point! She’s eradicated all but a small, token resistance, who call themselves the Order of the Dragon, in honor of the former, long dead leader of their side of the war. Luckily, none of them are queens, and so no kits born to oppose her can be born at all.

It’s a grim fate indeed for the world, for everyone but her. She does what she wants, and what she wants is everything. Cats bow to her whims, the elements themselves obey her (She is the Avatar, it is her, and that way no one can take her powers away because she’s the one in control) and everything is just fine. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. The end.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Moonsong on June 3rd 2015, 11:09

Moonsong was a bit too busy tapping away on her new story to see the pic at first, but when she did, she clapped her paws together and grinned wide. Fanart for her most recent story, more like heck yes. God, she loved her friends. Maybe in the current one she'd let them live to be nice. She typed a quick reply:

ghastlyanarchy: ni CE

ghastlyanarchy: and I thought /i/ was the creative one

Another quick blog update on Candy box:

ghastlyanarchy

have diamond sword, will travel to mt goblin and go on a murder spree

And she went back to her story, this one about a beautiful kitty princess and her consort.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Ghostheart on June 3rd 2015, 12:32


Ghostheart smiles and purrs loudly to the praise he's gotten so far. He doodles a bit more and ends up turning on some rather loud music. Nothing gets inspiration flowing like music.

Ghostly: so guys what should we get up to?

Ghostly: cackles. I vote help with stories.

He wants to write something but his inspiration is blocked so he goes back to doodling. Self portraits are best.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Moonsong on June 3rd 2015, 15:38

ghastlyanarchy: pff who needs help

ghastlyanarchy: those of us blessed by the dark muses can write all on their own thanks very much

ghastlyanarchy: for example look at the first part of my new story owo

ghastlyanarchy sent a file! (princess moonie.doc)

[Once upon a time, there was a beautiful kitty who lived in the shadow country, locked away in a tower. This didn't particularly bother her, as the shine of the stars was too bright for her eyes unless she was looking through a window, and she had a secret. One of the knights, a silvery tom named Ghostheart, snuck in to see her when he brought her food, and they loved each other very much.

Her name was Moonsong, and this was her story. A story of romance, adventure, and danger it was, following the adventures of poor misguided Moonsong, a princess of the shadow kingdom, who was locked up for her own safety by the evil queen, Redstar, and her equally evil sister who ruled over the kingdom of light, Roguestar. TW: This story contains tropes, a mentally ill main character, and a complete lack of serious writing. Be warned, ye who enter here, and have fun reading.]

Moonsong waited not-so-patiently for the others to read the introduction, drumming her claws against the keyboard and occasionally looking over at her mate, sitting next to her and blaring loud music as he drew. Honestly, you would almost think that the rest of them didn't really care about her, from the interest they didn't show in her brilliant writing and her kindness in making them characters and shipping them.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Redstar on June 3rd 2015, 20:07

Redstar looked at the screen, completely unamused.

iiRedstarii: Why must I be the evil queen?

Redstar wasn't really one for sarcasm or jokes, she didn't really understand them. She stared at her screen as she waited for a reply from Moonsong.
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Post by Roguestar on June 4th 2015, 01:36

Roguestar sat back, skimming through the upsidedown words of Moonsong's new story when it popped up. It seemed to be full of princesses and kingdoms, and it was most likely centered on Moonsong and Ghostheart being the valiant "good" characters. Despite that, she couldn't help but think of the creativity that was to be put in the plot and ignored the fact that she was labeled as evil. At least she was a queen.

DreamsOfRogue: You're not the only one, sister, but at least you have a reason to be. After all, you do have the stereotypical "evil" eye color: red.

DreamsOfRogue: So where do the others fall into play here, I wonder. Merchants? Opposing kingdoms? Only Moonie can tell.

Waiting for the next bit of Moonsong's tale to come out, Roguestar went back to searching the web for games, this time on YouTube. Instantly, she found herself on Markiplier's channel and going through recent videos, watching them with much intensity.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Redstar on June 4th 2015, 12:25

Redstar nodded slowly to herself, wondering what she meant.

iiRedstarii: That is true, but what do you mean when you said, 'at least you have a reason to be'? Are you referring to my eye color?

Redstar stretched, yawning in the process.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Crimsonpaw on June 4th 2015, 17:16

Crimson came back online an said "Sorry for being gone so long. What have I missed?"
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Blackstone on June 5th 2015, 12:42

Blackstone realised he'd gotten lost in his Duck Life and turned back to his monitor with the chat room on it. Moonsong had posted another story. He loved reading her stories, they made him laugh.

blackstonethekitty56 : lol moonsong. love your stories Cat Smile Happy
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Post by Roguestar on June 8th 2015, 15:31

Roguestar finished the video she was on, changing back to the chat for a quick moment. She wasn't going to be on it for that long, just a bit in-between Markiplier videos.

DreamsOfRogue: Yes, that's exactly what I'm referring to, Red.

DreamsOfRogue: Moonie, hurry up with the next part will ya? I need something to do other than searching for new games. lol

The leader stretched her tail out and changed tabs, the clicking of a mouse the only sound that followed. She scrolled through the available videos, finding a series of videos about a game called 'Among the Sleep.' Interested, she clicked on it and began observing.
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Moonsong on June 9th 2015, 10:10

ghastlyanarchy: trying to hurry but got stuck and started working on the shipping wall instead

ghastlyanarchy: if you want to see more parts give me ideas

ghastlyanarchy: also look at the shipping wall so far!! next up is rogue and red as pale owo

ghastlyanarchy sent a file! (shipping wall.png)



((Shipping wall and Moonie's stories are now added to the first post for easy access. You're welcome.))
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Moonsong on June 24th 2015, 11:54

Eventually Moonie got bored of waiting, and she didn't have the spark of inspiration that was required for her to get anything 'productive' done, AKA writing her much-anticipated story. So what should she do? Obviously the answer was to start singing.

ghastlyanarchy invited you to a call!

The camera was turned off, but everyone who clicked that dreaded link to open the call was bombarded by terrible, high-pitched singing, switching from song to song, all off key and ear-shattering. "LONELLYYYYYYY, I'M SO LONELYYYYYY, i'M SO LONELYYYYYY, ALL ON MY OWWWWWWWN."

(( Moonie is me rn guys.))
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Blackstone on June 24th 2015, 17:42

Blackstone saw Moonsong's link pop up in the chat. He clicked it, and when he heard the dreadful caterwauling come out of his headphones he screeched loudly, threw his headphones off and bolted to the other side of his den. He looked around, then crept back to his seat, gingerly picking up his headphones and putting them back on his head, hoping nobody had heard him. He decided to get Moonsong back, and recorded himself singing Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden, purposefully making an absolute mess of it and adding his own twist in places- which was mostly just screeching like someone was pulling his tail off when he was supposed to be singing something. He added the original song in the background once he finished recording himself. Satisfied with his masterpiece, he posted it on the chat, since Moonsong had done the same, and also because he didn't want to put the effort into PMing it to anyone who kept asking him for it.

blackstonethekitty56 : moon i have a masterpiece for you. anyone else can listen if they wish. Cat Smile Cat Smile
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Post by Redstar on June 25th 2015, 00:00

Redstar answered the call, immediately covering her ears.

"Great Starclan, Moonsong, will you shut it?!" Redstar snapped, looking at the chat.

iiRedstarii: What is this masterpiece, if I may ask?

Redstar didn't want to click on another link to be greeted with the even more ear-splitting singing, so she just sat and waiting for Blackstone to respond.
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Post by Moonsong on June 25th 2015, 09:26

Moonsong clicked the link at once, interested even though it couldn't possibly be as good as her singing, only to crinkle up her muzzle and lower her ears as she flailed wildly for the mute button. Once the torture was gone, she went back to the chat, closing the call and typing with shaking paws.

ghastlyanarchy: YOU ARE EVIL BLACKSTONE
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Post by Blackstone on June 25th 2015, 10:45

Blackstone smiled at Moonsong's message and typed one back.

blackstonethekitty56 : @ghastlyanarchy thank you! c:

He sent a message to Redstar too, but made sure nobody else could see it. He didn't want to spoil the fun!

blackstonethekitty56 > iiRedstarii : it's me singing iron maiden but messing up on purpose. to get moonsong back, pretty much xD
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Re: ive been going crazy (crack rp)

Post by Moonsong on June 25th 2015, 12:45

ghastlyanarchy sent a file! (reaction_image.jpg)



ghastlyanarchy: look what you did to me

ghastlyanarchy: anyway i finished the first part of my story

ghastlyanarchy sent a file ! (princess_moonie_p1)

[ This installment brought to you by Shalott, by Emilie Autumn.

She's locked up with a spinning wheel
She can't recall what it was like to feel
She says, 'This room's gonna be my grave
And there is no one who can save me.'
She sits down to her coloured thread
She knows lovers waking up in their bed
She says, 'How long can I live this way
Is there no one I can pay to let me go
'Cause I'm half sick of shadows
I wanna see the sky
Everyone else can watch as the sun goes down
So why can't I?


Life in a tower was boring. Sure, it was supposedly for her own good, to protect the precious princess from the evils of the outside world, but it sucked. Moonsong’s only relief from the monotony were the visits from her lover, a knight named Ghostheart. Every day, he brought her food and water, and kisses too. But, he hadn’t been there for a few days, and she was getting lonely.

The longer she was alone, the stranger things seemed to get- a static noise rung in her ears, blood coated the walls, and screams could be heard from outside. No one answered when she called out for help, for someone to pay attention to her, and she finally only had one thing she could do.

She balanced on the windowsill, looking down as her head swam from the height, finally jumping down, going into free-fall and shrieking at the top of her considerable lungs as the air whooshed past her. She landed with a Thump!, the cracks of bones breaking clear to any listener as she struggled to her paws, stumbling away from the tower with a triumphant grin lighting up her somewhat bloody face. She had escaped. (But now what?)]
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