Storytime

here's where you post your funny stories (including smileys)!

my first one:

there was a cheese guy . he was so frustrated about life though . soon, he fell ill. . in the hospital, his friend came and tried to use laughter to heal him . but soon, a girl came along and stole his friend. when cheese guy got better , he spied on his friend and the girl . he then turned gladiator :cyborg: and went to hunt down the girl. but she was ready. she gave him a makeover, so now he's this: . and she's this: (she gave him all her hair, what can i say?) and his friend is now this: .

the end!

Once upon a time there was a queen named Apple
She liked apples. One day though a bad ninja came and cut down all the apple trees and stole all the apples in the kingdom. Apple got mad. so she grabbed her army :cyborg: :tank: and went to blow up the ninja
Apple blew up the walls of his secret hideout and they took the ninja back to the kingdom. He replanted all the trees and gave back all the apples. Then they all had a party and threw the ninja in the celler
THE END

once there was a cat who could get no one's attention. but he wanted to be popular really bad! so, he decided to go to the biggest dance of the year, at the festival near his house. it was tomorrow night, so he went to bed . the next morning he woke up, to bake his pot-luck cake. he went to the party. everyone there was so... cool! :cyborg: he set down his cake... and someone took a slice. they tried it and... it... got the dude sick. then he was popular because he was called.. "The Poisoner".

but then he made a pie (and some cookies) and he was popular for his goodies!

the end.

Once there was a skittle. This skittle was green. This green was very bright. One day a random ladybug, came by and looked at the skittle. the skittle was so bright that the Random Ladybug went blind. THEN the random ladybug turned mouve. It ran down the random streets siging "WHOS THE MOUVE-IEST LADYBUG IN THE WORLD?!? THAT WOULD BE MWA!" then a bird came and sat down on the random ladybugs head.

the end!