25 ways you know you're reading too much Warriors

25 Ways you know you’ve been reading to much warriors

1) You set your watch for when the next book is coming out

2) You name your cat a warriors name

3) You name yourself a warriors name

4) You think every tabby cat is Tigerstar’s child

5) You keep your food in a pile

6) You use cobwebs instead of band-aids

7) You think your dreams are prophecies sent by StarClan

8) You think your parents are from two different Clans

9) You ask to go to the Medicine Cat instead of the doctor

10) You can recite the whole first book without thinking

11) You hate alley cats because they work for Scourge

12) You think that you should have an Apprentice

13) You ask your parents if you can go to the gathering every full moon

14) You belong to more then one warriors RPG site

15) You stay active on more then one RPG site

16) You call the road outside your house the Thunder Path

17) You walk around with a pin that says what Clan you belong too

18) You spend more then two hours a day talking about Warriors

19) You hold a naming ceremony for you’re your siblings

20) You chew Cat Nip when you have a cough

21) Your afraid of Shadowclan

22) Your in love with one of the cats

23) You refer to your dinner as “fresh kill”

24) You write a page called “25 ways you know you’ve been reading to much warriors”

25) Your reading this right now