Cowboy's Stories

by Guest August 16th 2011, 20:57

Fortune Cookie Story.

Cowboy was going to lunch at the Chinese Restaurant. Before he ate lunch, he first consumed a fortune cookie. It read, "Be prepared for bad luck."
Expression: o_o

In the middle of lunch, he ate another fortune cookie. "Someone is looking at you."
Expression: o_O

when he was finished with his meal, Cowboy ate anther fortune cookie. It said, "You will have a close encounter with an alien."
Expression: O_O

Suddenly, Dragonclaw pops out of no where! He grins at Cowboy, "Hi!"
Expression: -_-

Walmart.... Free Stuff! ^.^

Cowboy padded into Walmart. He had come on a special, extremely important mission for some cookies. Arriving in the snack aisle, he discovered all the cookies were sold in packs of 28. Cowboy was furious. He always had 30 cookies daily-- I mean, hourly-- and he would never, ever violate the law of "Cowboy's Hourly Food Comsumption". Angrily, he tore open two packs, stole two cookies from one, stuffed into the other one. With an angry huff, he stormed out of Walmart with 26 cookies. And without paying.

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 21:01

Hahaha, nice story! I laughed at the second and last expression! Very Happy

by **Nyx** August 16th 2011, 21:08

^.^ Alien? Was Dragonclaw the alien?

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 21:10

I was assuming so, that's why I laughed. Very Happy

by **Nyx** August 16th 2011, 21:15

draggy is now alien! ^.^

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 21:18

OMSC! NOW I AM SCARED! O.o

by Guest August 16th 2011, 21:23

New story added! ^.^

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 21:27

Hahaha, I laughed so hard! I like these stories a lot! Very Happy

by Honeystar August 16th 2011, 21:44

Short, simple, and silly. Love it Cowboy!

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 21:47

I couldn't agree more with you Honeystar Smile

by Skittlestream August 16th 2011, 22:11

I love these stories. they are so funny. I'm confused and laughing.

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 22:12

Aren't you always confused though? O.o

by Skittlestream August 16th 2011, 22:13

No comment. i g2g. bye, peoplez!

by Fireheart August 16th 2011, 22:15

Hahahaha, bye again I guess ^-^

by Skittlestream August 16th 2011, 23:29

IM BA-ACK!! A-A Very Happy

I made a new smile. When are you going to make new stories, Cowboy?

by Fireheart August 17th 2011, 03:57

Don't rush him. ^-^ Although, I would also love to see more too Very Happy

by Robynwing August 17th 2011, 10:41

I loved the the second one!
And fortune cookies are creepily accurate, aren't they...

by **Nyx** August 17th 2011, 10:42

Yup.

And Draggy makes a nice alien.

by Guest August 17th 2011, 10:50

Thanks, guys! I'm writing another one soon. ^-^

by Guest August 17th 2011, 11:00

Love the stories! So funny. Razz

by Fireheart August 17th 2011, 21:41

Ooo, can't wait! Very Happy

by Guest August 18th 2011, 12:08

Funny. ^.^

by **Caraway** August 19th 2011, 15:47

you'd be a good writer for a book of funny stories that are actually funny.

one time my family and i were at this Chinese restaurant and my mom opened a fortune cookie that said "something delicious is waiting for you". we were all like: Sneer/Grin