i don't know which clan to join!! help

help me decide! please?

Well you should join ShadowClan. We have the most food, cheese, and other eats. Plus we have machine guns :mgun:

You should join WindClan

You should join RiverClan. ShadowClan is known for the scarce prey in their territory. RiverClan has mass amounts of fish, voles, mice, and squirrels. If there's a minor drought, our water will last longer. If there's a Twoleg invasion, RiverClan will be the one with food. And in the wet soil by the river, herbs grow really well.

He-y! Stonestream, that scarce prey thing was a RPG. and I also wrote that it "affected" all the clans.

And stop judging us by the books! We don't have any evil maniacs or suicidal cats or any of that! WHY IS EVERYONE SO JUDGEMENTAL?!?!?!

And oh yeah...

join shadowclan. we're so awesome.

okay, okay wait. I said "we're so awesome." I never said any of the other clans WEREN'T awesome. so don't yell at me.

You should join SHadowclan. Riverclan is overpopulated, I just increased our food supply by (i think 50?) points, and we dont have a lot of cats, so everyone can have more food. And we have a friendly dog to help protect us *wiggles eyebrows*.

hehe, *wiggles eyebrows*

yeah, join shadowclan. icelover is awesome. and our deputy has super powahs!!

No he doesn't. That was joke.
And join Riverclan cuz we always have the most prey and we are full fed all year long!!! nad BTW, we have more paws to catch prey for the whole Clan.
Plus we have an AWESOME leader... and an AWESOME deputy... (ME!!!)!!!
And Brightstar is fair and cool.




AND RIVERCLAN IS AWESOME!!!!!

[quote="Iceclover"]You should join SHadowclan. Riverclan is overpopulated, I just increased our food supply by (i think 50?) points, and we dont have a lot of cats, so everyone can have more food. And we have a friendly dog to help protect us *wiggles eyebrows*.[/quote]\

And we also have a dog to protect us. Cowboy!!!
AND PLUS WE HAVE A GIANT KILLER WHALE THAT CAN SQUISH TWOLEGS CUZ WE'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT

this isn't making it any easier! every clan has something good about it... i'll try and decide.
sometime later.

for now, i'm a loner...

No, you're in Cheeseclan.

And Nightfrost, the "fair and cool" part was copied from Brightfern's description of THunderclan.

wow, tawnypelt. does it really matter?
Sheesh.

wow, tawnypelt. does it really matter?
Sheesh.

Oh, and everyone from Riverclan spams

Um...

ok.

--please don't get angry, riverclan cats. I don't need another e-war--

Cheesefur wrote:help me decide! please?

StarClan suggests ThunderClan

i think i'm going to join shadowclan. riverclan does spam -ahem- nightfrost -ahem-
don't take this personally other clans.

yaay cheesefur!

you know what we need? a cow smiley.

anyways, I salute you with bread and cheese on my head

BTW, I didn't spam. My com froze, and It posted twice.
So yeah.
AND THAT'S BECUZ I KEEP UP WITH STUFF.

flaming face!

I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!
lol I"m Firestar

that must've been insulting to him
just kidding!

Nightfrost wrote:BTW, I didn't spam. My com froze, and It posted twice.
So yeah.
AND THAT'S BECUZ I KEEP UP WITH STUFF.

Thats what used to happen to me. And then I stopped hitting the post button twice I have forum experiance. <- I think I spelled that wrong
Anyway, thanks Cheesefur! You are now a warrior of Shadowclan! We grant you our awesomeness. (Unless u want to be the medicine cat apprentice. Then... we will figure that out.)