FUNNY ways to get kicked out of a Clan

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Ok so here you post a way(s) to get kicked out of a Clan (please number!!!!!) *Be as funny as possible!!!!

1. Shave Firestar
2. Tell him Sandstorm killed Spottedleaf
3. Eat all the fresh-kill
4. Hide Daisy's kits and tell her Cloudtail ate them
5. Randomly attack Brambleclaw (muliple times)
6. Yell 'RANDOM EXSPLOSION' and blow up the Highledge
7. Kill Firestar.
8. Kill anyone.
9.Kill both Firestar's Daughters.
10.Kill his Favorite warrior.
11.Destroy the medicine supply.
12.When on every hunting patrol scare all the prey away.
13.lick firestar in the middle of the night
14.In the middle of an apprentice ceremony yell "jayfeather is Spottedleaf in disguise!"
15.wear a bikini and announce to the Clan that you`re joining RiverClan
16. teach all the kits how to spike Firestar`s prey with mouse bile X_X
17. Eat all of the elders' prey and say that you didn't know.
18.spike river clans river and tell the kits to drink it
19.stik a juniper berry on your nose and go arond saying your berry nose.
20. tell the kits that rabbit droppings are the sweetest berries ever
21. Be born Tigerkit, and grow up to be Tigerstar.
22.teach ashfur the song, "you belong with me", uh-oh.
23. go up to firestar one day and ask "were do kittens come from?"
24. Rape someone
25. light the camp on fire

195: Put a live snake in the Fresh-kill pile and say you thought it was mouse...? XDD

196: Tell your clan you wish you were a twoleg.

13.lick firestar in the middle of the night

197. Go up to Squirrelflight and SNIFF her

198. Bite Squirrelflight

199: Burn down something near your Clan's part of the furrest.

200: At a Gathering, jump at the top of the Great Tree (or whatever its called) and start shouting "AHAIAHAIAHAA!" randomly until one of the leaders kicks you off.

201: You run around all the cats during a gathering repeating 'Nyan' like the Nyan cat. o3o Then you run right into one of the leaders. XDD

202. Run up to Onestar and tell him that Mudclaw wants to banish him to the Dark Forest. When Onestar says, "Why?", tell him it's because Mudclaw thinks his name is terrible.

203: Give away Death berries to the little kittens..?

204. Tell the kits that Firestar just announced that the herb cleft in the medicine cat's den is now the kits' playground. Anything in there is allowed to be eaten.

205. Piss off the horses at Horse place and bring them back to camp.
206. Roll around in the dirt patch and rub up against all the leaders at the gathering.
207. Tell Daisy that she has had too many kits.
208. Replace the fresh kill pile with kitty pet food.
209. Find another cougar to terrorize the tribe of rushing water.
210. Tell Cloudtail that when Brightheart thought he liked Daisy better, she went and had kits with Longtail.

211: When the leaders are announcing at a Gathering sneak up behind Mistystar, Blackstar and Firestar then push all three of them off, and then point at Onestar, saying: "The cat with one whisker did it!"

212. When Firestar is announcing a litter of kits becoming apprentices, push him off highledge and scream, "THEY DON'T DESERVE IT!!!!!"

213. When Bramblestar has one life left and he dies, the deputy becomes leader. He/she choses you as deputy and you kill him/her before they can get their nine lives. Go onto Highledge, and yowl, "Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"

Oh really. That sounds like tigerstar.

214. get is a monster and ride it into the clan camp.

215. Tell Shadowclan leader Firestar called him fat so they can invade Thunderclan camp.
216. Lure a Twoleg into Thunderclan camp
217. Revive Scourge
218. Jump off the Highrock like it was a highdive and land on Firestar.

219. Set Firestar ablaze, and push him off a cliff, with a trampoline at the bottom! Watch him bounce and burn, and say to someone- "See, now he's a Real Firestar!" [idea based on the comic A Rocky Foundation by Sparrow. LOL]

lol darkfire's are actually really funny.

220. model in your smallest swimsuit
221. Tell Leafpool that she is Crowfeather's 100th mate.
222. Sun tan on sunning rocks.
223. attach firestar's tail to a boulder.

224. Mate with Sandstorm and say one the apprentices did it!
225. Blast Justin Bieber in all of the dens. (sorry if that offened anyone)
226. Make Firestar watch Shake it up.
227. Pee on Firestar's lunch and say it was a liquid enhancer.
228.Throw sand at Sandstorm, spin her around then yell "THERE! NOW YOU'RE SANDSTORM!"
229. Beat up a kit and say it's part of your training.
230. Climb on the Highrock and yell "SANDSTORM IS REALLY LIONHEART IN DISGUISE!"

231: Throw bombs into all the dens. o3o Blowing stuff up FTW!

232. pee all over fireheart's den. then say spottedleaf did it.
233. fireheart won't believe 232. So for 233, you say "Fine...... Spottedleaf told me to do it. And who am I to disobey StarClan and a medicine cat?"

hahahaha Funny one Tigerfern!!!!!

Tigerfern wrote:232. pee all over fireheart's den. then say spottedleaf did it.
233. fireheart won't believe 232. So for 233, you say "Fine...... Spottedleaf told me to do it. And who am I to disobey StarClan and a medicine cat?"

234. Firestar will start screaming at you, so laugh at him.
235. Firestar will either lunge at you or start crying. If it is the former, continue doing 232. If it is the latter, continue with 234.

lol.
236. Make Firestar wear a bikini and say that it came to you in a dream.
237. Shake a bottle of soda and give it to Jayfeather.
238. Collect all your hairballs and stash them in the warriors' den.
239. Put poison ivy in Firestar's den. Then say the only way to cure the itch is if you rooll around in the elder's dirt.