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Post by Illusion on December 9th 2012, 21:58

Okay...So I decided to make a joke page. I put on different jokes for different events! Have a joke? PM me!

Christmas

Q: Who is brave enough to give presents to crabs?
A: Santa Claws!

Q: What did Adam say on Christmas Eve?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet!

Q: Why was it raining on Christmas Eve?
A: The Raindeer were about to leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
...Hanna partridge on a pear tree!


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Post by Ren on December 9th 2012, 22:04

Haha XD I have to say, cheesy but funny, for the most part XD
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Re: Jokes

Post by Sunbeam on December 9th 2012, 22:49

Haha! Those are funny! Post more!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Nyx on December 9th 2012, 23:10

Lol...

I usually like different kind of jokes, not the Q&A kind. But nice~

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Post by Caraway on December 10th 2012, 15:28

These ones are pretty clever Very Happy

Have any of you ever heard any anti-jokes? Some are pretty funny Razz Most are just depressing though.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Illusion on December 10th 2012, 21:03

Sure Brightstar, but I don't know any yet...

Q: why was it raining on Christmas day?
A: The Raindeer were about to leave!
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Post by Thin Air on December 11th 2012, 06:07

That's awesome! How do you find all these?
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Post by Thunderclaw on December 11th 2012, 17:30

I love jokes.I know alot,but most of them are cheesy.I guess them being cheesy means Cheesestar would like them.Ba dum ttttsss
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Post by Illusion on December 11th 2012, 20:00

@Thin Air: Did a little research, read magazines, old joke books, and made a few myself.

Edit: First knock knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
...Hanna partridge on a pear tree!
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Post by Sunbeam on December 12th 2012, 00:34

I love them. I used to have a Christmas joke book, but my dog chewed it up. Wink
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Post by Stareye on December 12th 2012, 18:01

Those are so clever, especially the knock knock joke! Do you mind if I add a few?

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Post by Illusion on December 12th 2012, 19:38

Sure, Stareye! Go ahead!
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Post by Stareye on December 12th 2012, 20:03

Thanks, Doveshine!
Beggining of School Year
Rebecca: Hey, Jake! I got spanish for an afternoon class. Did you get a second language class?
Jake: Yes I did, actually.
Rebecca: Cool! What language did you get?
Jake: Math.

Q: How do you kill Lady Gaga?
A: Poke Her Face.

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Post by Nyx on December 12th 2012, 20:11

Lololol those are hilarious. Rolling on the floor

Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy claws!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's a tuner, so practice maybe?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

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Re: Jokes

Post by Thunderclaw on December 12th 2012, 20:59

Here is some

Two men walked into a bar.The other man ducked.

Q:What would Santa's warrior name be?
A:SantaClaws!

Q:Would do you call a pig that knows Karote?
A:Pork chops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in,its cold out here!

I LOVE JOKES!!!!!
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